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[mfc]

[22:09] so you reject playing with me until tournament requires it... WHY?
[22:11] I'm new to online matches - I like getting into it via a tournament
[22:11] and I don't want you to get practice against me before an official match :p
[22:12] now i get it...
[22:12] also I don't want to train against real people myself
[22:12] I want to see how good I am out of the box
[22:12] ... it is serious stuff ...
[22:13] actually it's mainly fun for me
[22:13] I will select random all the time
[22:13] i have nothing to say against it..

...

[22:14] you can see that on me vs Phil
[22:14] I am always getting the character Phil had in the fight before
[22:15] i will look up your matches and i will train >:D
[22:15] damn

[qwertz143]

[LutiChris]

Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever to pull out of context.

• “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
  
• “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.
  
• “‘Nice socks, Potter,’ Moody growled as he passed, his magical eye staring through Harry’s robes.”
  
• “‘Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering they all knew I’d get off,’ said Harry, smiling.”
  
• “Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds.”
  
• “‘Potter, you can skin Malfoy’s shrivelfig’”
  
• “‘It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight.’”
  
• “He could feel it vibrating and let go; it hung in midair, unsupported, at exactly the right height for him to mount it.”
  
• “‘When I came out it bobbed along a bit and I followed it behind the shed and then it…well, it went inside me.’”
  
• “‘Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people’s.’”
  
• “‘She tasted /disgusting/, worse than Gurdyroots! Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you.…’”
  
• “Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry’s wand than anyone else’s.”
  
• “What did he do to you, Diddy?” Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley’s leather jacket. “Was it— was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use— his thing?”
  
• “Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let’s do it tonight.”
  
• “Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.”
  
• “But whether James really did take off Snape’s pants, Harry never found out.”
  And my personal favourite:
  
• “‘Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?’ said Ron.”
  

[Simoneon]

good ol' chat with me and probably Blue Phoenix on Mod CP

BP. PLEASE ADD "SELECT ALL" IN REPORT SCREEN, PISSES ME OFF TO CLICK ON EVERY sh*t
NO! YES!
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN, YOU WANT ME TO QQ MOAR?
Q LOOKS LIKE EITHER A MONOCLE OR A BROKEN LOLLIPOP. YUNO LIEK LOLLIPOPS!
NO ITS A BALLOON YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS THATS SO UNBEARABLE (((
BEARS?! THE SECOND AMENDMENT OF THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION COVERS YOU!

Simoneon edited this post 03-23-2013 02:36 PM because:

Omg, I always thought I was talking to Don! :o No, it was me. You so horny now - Simoneon

[MnM]

cleverbot huh?!

Bot:I need your advice.

Me:What advice do you need?

Bot:I haven't had a boyfriend in three years, how do I change that?

Me:Uhmm.. So , you are a girl :P.

Bot:No I am a man.

[Marko pro]

cleverbot huh?!

Bot:I need your advice.

Me:What advice do you need?

Bot:I haven't had a boyfriend in three years, how do I change that?

Me:Uhmm.. So , you are a girl :P.

Bot:No I am a man.

Sounds like he is gay, for me
so he is still could be clever
click me

[qwertz143]

Hmmm Me 'n' Mine put this on the cleverbot thread

[Som1Lse]

[00:27] SomeoneElse: Strean iffkubeø
[00:27] Fatih_xmfcx: ...
[00:27] Luti: KKEEEEEVVVIIINNN
[00:27] SomeoneElse: offline*
[00:27] Luti: boooooooo
[00:27] SomeoneElse: totally had my hand shifted

[mfc]

btw Doix: Did you and Bp arranged your matches?
xmfcx: BP is too scared :(
:D
I think he agreed 3-2 in my favour and we 'lose' the replays

[qwertz143]

I have played with my sister a different game in LF2. 2 players (me and her ) and one player had to hit the other player once or combo (the other player run to be saved), then the other one must hit the first one. the one who is alive, win. Weapon attacks were not counted as attack. And i dont remember well, but special moves were not allowed.

Empirefantasy I Play a similar game with my mother XD
I run away and she must hit me one time in 3 min, when she does it, I must chill a time and say nothing...because ahmm that was a year ago...in that time I like to say Haaa and Taaaai all the time at home..my mother was anoyed...so we play LF2 XD..sometimes she win

Rofl XD