The 8-ball-Guru

[forgetlatios]

aww bp... you know that he didn't mean it...


Question: do you lie to bp?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: ok answer it now. do you always lie to bp?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: answer. now.
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

[SirisRhazael]

Spoiler (Click to View)

Question: Heh
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.
Question: Do you think that I'm lame?
Guru's answer: Nope.
Question: Is that so?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.
Question: You're just a stupid flash program, you can't see my future or something.
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.
Question: YEAH, LISTEN TO THE WIND. IS THAT YOUR ANSWER?
Guru's answer: Who knows?
Question: Ehm... Will I be banned?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!
Question: Are you having fun responding to my questions?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.
Question: So you think that I'm funny?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.
Question: Guess what I'm thinking about.
Guru's answer: Why not?
Question: So, is that YES or NO?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.
Question: ...How did you know? Did someone told you?
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.
Question: Last question: Does everybody lie?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.
TEH END.

[forgetlatios]

HAHAHAHHA

lol, you fail in using this application
Question: HAHAHAHAHA cool
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question:
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question:
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question:
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question:
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question:
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question:
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question:
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

i put spaces

[SparK]

first attempt (Click to View)

Question: I know you are blue phoenix
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: can you run physics simulations?
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: so you are not only an 8ball ... did you know actionscript is the most powerful audio-visual application on the web?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: yeah sure, the Java team from sun microsystems wouldn't support it, am I right?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

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second attempt (Click to View)

Question: hey
Guru's answer: undefined

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3rd try, lol i got owned (Click to View)

Question: chuck norris
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: digital roundhouse kick
Guru's answer: No.

Question: but you can't fight chuck norris!
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

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I got angry

forth attempt (Click to View)

Question: what's blue phoenix's gender?
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: did I hack you?
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: oh yes I did
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: did I screw you with a simple fscommand?
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: sorry, but blue pheonix must improve his actionscript
Guru's answer: undefined

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I can control his randomness ... it's not funny anymore

fifth attempt (Click to View)

Question: can I manipulate your answer?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: so you will always answer what I want?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: So you will never say no to me?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Am I your master?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: I will say something twice
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: I will say something twice
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

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on (release){
getURL("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRJMxP_UOds", target = "_blank");
gotoAndStop(3);
}

on frame 3 it says it was a rick-roll but the video got removed :/
oh btw, Flash CS4 compiler sucks, it got a lot of artifacts while decompiling... I guess my decompiler only decompiles correctly instructions from CS3 and below. Code is less efficient but still works...

[Silverthorn]

Yeh, I noticed it is malfunctioning and stuff. I'll need to update it (if I found the place where I stored the file, that is).

Oh, and I don't use CS4 :P

[snorsorbet]

I thought only CS:S existed O_o

this has to be examined

Question: Does Counter Strike 4 exist?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

:o

[SirFrog]

@Snor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_Creative_Suite

Question: Has Snor mininterpreted CS4?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

[snorsorbet]

I kinda did it deliberatively ;D

[Alectric]

Question: was snor doing it deliberately?

Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

[Silverthorn]

Hmm, sorry to disappoint you guys.... I took three shots:

Question: Did you tell the truth to the previous questions?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: no.

Question: Did you tell the truth to the previous questions?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: Did you tell the truth to the previous questions?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

:P