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[Ariyan]

Your Balls Does Not Breaks When Allies Punches It

Your Balls Break When It Hits A Foe

Your Balls Bounces Whenever Hit By Ally/Foe

[Dr. Time]

I'm not saying I'm Batman, I am just saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.

[Ariyan]

I Am Not Saying That I Hate You , But If You Were In Fire And I Had Water .. I Would Have Drank It (._.)

[LutiChris]

I thought I was pretty cool until I realized that plants can eat the sun and poop out air

[LutiChris]

Cop 1 Jumps over a fence while Cop 2 goes underneath
Cop 1: "Why'd you come under?"
Cop 2: "Cause I'm an undercover cop."

[Dr. Time]

why are drummers so attractive science side of tumblr please explain

the bang bang makes us want to bang bang

thank you science side of tumblr

[A-Man]

An expert is someone who has made all possible mistakes in a narrow field
-Niels Bohr

[Memento]

An expert is someone who has made all possible mistakes in a narrow field
-Niels Bohr

I like the philosofy People are often so afraid to make mistakes, but the best men are often those that made the most mistakes and corrected them.

Also

An expert is someone who has made all possible mistakes in a narrow field and live to tell it
-Niels Bohr

This quote is now army-proof!

[LutiChris]

Dark-Evil: Gad Can you tell me How many Guys Made this mode. Did u team up.
YinYin: Gad is a one man army.
Dark-Evil: Oh! One Man Army! So am I!

meanwhile...in another thread

Dark-Evil: Need Ai workers and Sprite workers If u can help me.



granted you did work on dc but you are not a one man army dude :P

[Deep]

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theater Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never start on time...