Rap battle

[blow_fly98]

What has LFE come to?
Our Forum Games are filled with poo.
But now we have this new rap game.
Let's hope it turns out not too lame.

[Alectric]

yo dawg
i herd you like rhymes
but unfortunately im all outta times
so see ya later, alligatory
i find this thread un-mandatory.

yeah *pose*

[MnM]

hey alec
u have luck,
i saw ur duck there down,
wats the matter making it upside down,
why you lastly said pose?,
fill your mouth with the water in the hose,
i dont feel this is un-mandatory,
cause it makes all about poetry!

[Magnamancy]

edit: Oh 'diss the above poster and no more than 50 words'...

Well, Uhm...

Firzenx ain't that clever,
to take on this endeavor,
of challenging me.

I wipe the floor with fools,
and I'll take you to school,
ya won't even know what hit you.

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Sit down yo,
'n let this white boy show,
what it means to rap,
like no sap,
in the hood of the 'Pire.

This board got its crew,
members that don't miss a beat,
hexin' like it's no mean feat,
no one else is equal too...

'N we got newbies making Mods,
thinkin' themselves Gods,
but they even don't know,
how to row,
from a punch!

but they learn,
because in this town,
that's how sh*t goes down.

This is the 'Pire, yo.



(Really tired, unwell, etc, I don't know if this is any good =p)

[MnM]

TO MAGNA:
yo that was so good
remember to take food,
it enhaces your memory,
which you can always carry.

LF-2 CHARS:
The LFE forum spriters
need the writiers,
to make their character,
who is an matter of factor.

CELL PHONE(MOBILE PHONE):
I have bout a new case,
which was a crystal case,
but not a crystal,
it is for pistol.

I no mean its a pistol
its a gun,
but this thing has fun,
to talk to your friends,
u need to give a little funds,
not to the poor,
not to the needy,
but to be clearly,
it is ur fairy,
Delivers yo message,
from the phone in usage,
its a waste of money,
which gives u news of honey.

[Wiro]

nice, we got this thread started
after the first post i already got startled
and i thought that all you lf2 gamers
...you're all just some f**king lamers

then it's my turn to diss firzen-EX, all you want is...nah that's harsh
he tries to make long rhymes
but actually he just whines

that's all i have to say

btw well if u want, make it more than 50 words
oh and what we would need is audience who's screaming: "CHOKE, CHOKE"

[blow_fly98]

Let's not talk about your girlfriend's chest
Because our young members here might protest
But we can always talk about big wooden spoons
You know, the big round ones that look like moons?

[snorsorbet]

Gad you're the cause of fail,
you don't even resemble a male:

You're far from the outer space,
not a very nice race:

Always annoying us,
even in the yellow school bus!

You're far too obsessed with
death note,
you even probably know [pause]
every quote!

But to sum this rant up,
you should just
SHUT THE FUCK UP


Hahaha, I hope you don't take any offense xD

EDIT: Daaaw, this ninja made me sad'd'denim D:

[Lauli]

Gad, you fail so hard.
And, remember!
By fail, I mean the standart meaning.
Remember GTA?
"Mission Failed"?
When I say you failed,
you didn't get the goal.
This hard to understand?
End of the discussion.

:P

Oh damn, that didn't rhyme again.

[Wiro]

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cut it out with the boobs
is that all u're thinking of, dudes?
i'm young, but i don't protest
i just think how it'd be best

to gad
u made me mad
but i don't care
this isn't "truth or dare"

about the choke
it's when you get dissed
so u get pissed
and then u don't know what to say
and every one thinks u're gay (that didn't make any sense)

btw anyone seen the movie 8mile? with eminem, that's where i got the idea
edit: x2 ninja'ed
edit2:

just ignore what i said before
so lauli
learn to rhyme
it's about time
and u really suck at GTA
no offence, k?
but isn't it kinda lame
ye it really is a shame