Describe your dream! - v.2

[dubbleD]

i have a weird/scary one i
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i was walking down the street at night in the city. strangely i was walking with class mates on a school excursion even though it was night time.
we were walking in a line and i was at the back of the line. as we were about to cross the street, a random stranger (russian guy?) grabbed my arm and pulled me away from my class. because i was at the back of the line, no one noticed i was gone
so as soon as the guy had pulled me away, me pulled out a gunn from his pocket, pointed and fired at me in the back.
i fell on the ground in pain but the guy held onto my arm and kept his pistol aimed at the same spot he shot me.
then he says to me 'now say star wars'
i replied 'star wars' out of pain
he shoots me then says 'good, now say it again'
i say 'star wars'
he shoots me again 'good, now one more time'
i say 'stay wars' again
he shoots me again. 'hmmm...thats not good enough.'
then somehow pulls out a piece of paper and a pencil with a 3rd arm and drops it in front of my face
he says 'now i want you to write star wars and i might do something nice'.
then he shoots me again (just for the heck of it?)
im in really really deep pain but i manage to scribble down 'star wars' without question (why star wars?)

then i wake up with a stinging numb spot on my back where the guy in my dream kept on shooting me

bleh

[LittlePickleWing]

I dreamt, that I was in a quiz show, where the host kept talking about cake, and why it's scientificly proved, that it is not made of alien mice. He does that for half an hour, and the start the show, with the following sentence:
"You are choosed to be in a giraffe!"
I just replied "kewl" to the host, and begin asking me the quiz questions.
"Do you live somewhere?"
"Yes."
"Cake'n'rifles?"
"How'd you know my response to things, I do not know?"
"Why do you sneeze?"
"Because I'm that purple."
Then he gives me a pepsi, made entirely of glass, and beats me with a plastic hippo for the rest of the dream.

[oliveryungo]

To keep this thread alive because it's so fun, here's my dream.
I was some sorta criminal on the run from an organisation which had my friends in it. They attacked me and then I summoned up a 2D blob of jelly (?!?!?!?) to fight them. Then I made a ban hammer out of nowhere, and when I hit them with it, they fell down and started flashing red with 'BANNED" written all over their faces. But then there was one guy left and he got this duck hammer but then he started fighting with a guy holding an egg hammer (don't ask. the word 'weird' is an understatement for my dreams). They started clashing hammers and I got popcorn to eat while I watched them fight. Then I woke up . I would have liked to see the climax :P

Bamboori edited this post 06-23-2010 05:34 PM because:

you are spending way too much time on lfe.

[betitngoan]

here is my dream
look crazy but i am a king OF THE WORLD and everybody in the EARTH all handsome and beautiful !!!
and ALIEN attack ..... i die

[SirisRhazael]

*Ehm*
It started in my house (strange, it usually doesn't) and when I looked at my clock, it was 9:25. I got up and went to the shop to buy a bucket of paint (don't ask why, I don't know). I was already entering the shop, when suddenly I heard "Maybe a little money, boss? Just a little...". I turned behind and saw a hobo.
He realised that "boss" didn't work, so he tried: "Eeeee... master?" and "C'mon, sir". "OK"- I said and when I was about to give him 5-euro bill, he started to shake his hands and screamed: "No! Not EUROs! I accept PLNs only!". Then he walked away with angry look on his face.
And I woke up.
And lol'd.

[oliveryungo]

Oh, no! Thread inactivity! Time for me to solve this ever so difficult problem!
First things first-Bamboori, I don't spend too much time on LFE. I spend really little time on it. It's simply because it's funny, and I have a good memory. it doesn't actually depend on your memory if you remember your dreams or not :P ~ Bamboori
Anyway, time for dream-and-tell.
I was still in my house, but really small, like 5cm tall. I was trying not to get squished by eggs (?!?!?!) falling down from my bed. And then one of those gas containers exploded outside the house on all the eggs got fried. I thought I was safe, but then a weirder egg came down and flattened me. Strangely enough, it looked like Bamboori's ava. Sorry, but that thing freaks me out, so I remember it.

[SirisRhazael]

Can we describe our Day-Dreams?

To keep the thread alive you can from now, but read the rule number 6 in my 1st post.

[LutiChris]

I couldn't get sleep last night....slept on my couch @ 5AM then woke up @ 7AM with a sensation of feeling to throw up
i had nothing last night...though i am easily inflicted with the nerve of continuing to stay awake thanks to the coffee i had.
It was still dark and blinds weren't pulled, the only one who would wake up @7 is my brother...cuz i take up most of his time & he plays dumb old RoBlox....i was too lazy to turn on the laptop and decided to rest on the couch again-
I wanted to dream of my co-worker givin meh a BJ she was hot....since she had a viel wrapped around her hair i snagged it off...it was BEAUTIFUL Black Hair...
but the weirdest thing happened-
she turned into a sexy Kitsune.....but vaguely she turned into my friends cat (who some how i disliked feeding)
in fact his cat scared the hell out of me like all the time
my friends know i am easily startled by anything... :P
every time i went over to feed his cat she would jump behind me while i was feeding the other pets and startle me spilling food all over the floor
and every time i petted her she was in an orgasm state ~ so i think? i never know when she is going to use her claws on me-
just to let u know i am allergic to cats (not by sneezing but rashes)
if the cat scratched me it was like a chemical reaction....scared the sh*t outa me...
in the light day-dream ~~~ actually no...this was more of a dream since i was soooo tired...
the cat was going for my Tallywhacker :P but was gonna bite it off....it was a panic of fear tht i'd die of an unusual death-
she kept scratching me fiercely and i boiled up...
suddenly it halted and was gonna throw up a hair-ball...
Instead it was gushing saliva (more like a flood of water rushing on my face)
i woke up, my bro was looking @ me sooo weirdly...he was holding a green jug (tht my grandmother used to feed the plants on our balcony)
i later found out the bug (spider-centipede) i kill'd an hour ago was probably the creepy feeling of being terrorized outa my life...

[oliveryungo]

@Bamboori-no, it means I can remember rubbish like that, so it comes up in my dreams as well. If you never took notice of it, would it appear in your dreams exactly as it was? I think not.
Yesterday I was an admin!! XD Except the users were in real life, and I could just point a finger at them and they got banned, and I was like 'MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!'. I carried on banning so nearly everyone was banned. The mods tried to stop me (appearing as their respective trademarks, like an egg), but I literally burnt them all into cinders, except for Phil. He gave me an infection and a giant blob of jelly ate me. (in real life, I'm allergic to cats).

[LutiChris]

wow, some dream
you spend way to much time on LFE....& i thought i did?
well, keep dreaming...