Joke Of the Day

[Lauli]

What's green and hurts if someone throws it on your head?
A billiard table.

What's white and is terribly distracting while eating?
A napkin avalanche.


Hahahaa, these jokes are terrible :D

[Bamboori]

whats green and annoying and scares the hell out of you when its exploding right behind you, destroying hours of work?
a creeper.

yep, i got the minecraft-fever :P

[Alectric]

A man walks into a bar. He says 'Ouch'.
The people in the bar all turn to look at the man with a large grin on his face. The bartender says 'No one makes a terrible pun and gets away with it in my Bar!'
he grabs his shotgun from under the closest table, and runs to the door, 'Lets get him lads! Free drinks if you take him out'
Everyone in the bar charges out in pursuit of the man that said ouch.

i dunno.

[fire power]

Do you wanna laugh?

YES! (Click to View)

Do you wanna laugh at me

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Realy?

YYEEESSSS!!!!! (Click to View)

Are you realy realy realy sure?

YES YES YES YES SSS!!!!! (Click to View)

Well to bad

I am gonna hit you if you don't tell!! (Click to View)

ok ok i'll tell

Klick here (Click to View)

These are from my newbie times you may lol very hard at those >Klick here< >And here< >And of course here< and here is the final sacrifice that will kill you in laughter>!WARNING!<

Do you wanna see more stuff then open this spoiler (Click to View)

Gummy bear

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[dixon]

What did the blind, deaf, poor orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

First time I heard this I laughed uncontrollably... I'm going to hell now

[empirefantasy]

Once upon a time there was a king.An albanian,an american and an german went to him.The king said that the person who will stay for a longer time in the same room with pigs will recive half of my money.The american went but after 5 minutes he went out terrible;then german went inside but after 5 minutes did the same thing like american;at the last the albanian went in and after a long time went out and other peoples said him that he had won and asked him: How do you feel?
And the albanian answered: No problem there,it was normal.

[Jernemies]

Three guys were prowling sands of a desert, and they were thirsty. suddenly they saw an oasis. they went there and saw an empty pool with a diving board. "it's magic", said a person who had suddenly appeared behind the guys. "if you jump in, and say out loud where do you want to land in, it will fill with it. give it a try, i'll let you try once." said and done, the first guy climbed on, jumped, and said "coca-cola", and landed in coca-cola. the second guy jumped, and said "chocolate", and landed in soft chocolate. the third guy also wanted to try, and climbed aboard. just when he was about to jump, he slipped down, and screamed "oh sh*t!".

[empirefantasy]

There was 2 people,and they went in jungle.the night came and they went in a tree to sleep.the first person sleept under the tree while the second sleept on the tree. while they was sleeping wild peoples arrived and hit the person under the tree.Then the other night the same thing happened.In the third night person who had sleept on the tree (who was not damaged) said: hey,my friend you are atacked 2 days so tonight go to sleep on the tree so wild peoples will hit me.And he accepted.But when the wild peoples arrived they said: We have hit 2 times person who sleep under the tree so it is better to hit the person who is on the tree.
So they went to hit the same person again.

[Alblaka]

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Answer (Click to View)

-Open the door
-Insert elephant
-Close the door

How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?

Answer (Click to View)

-Open the door
-Remove the elephant
-Insert the giraffe
-Close the door

The King of Lions calls all animals to a convention, which animal will never come?

Answer (Click to View)

The giraffe, it's still in the refrigerator.

How do you cross a river, which is the home of dozens of alligators?

Answer (Click to View)

You jump in and swim over.
The alligators home is may here, but they are at the convention, of course.

[empirefantasy]

There was a king,a rich man and Nastradin.They was in a aeroplane.Suddenly the devil was cutting plane's arm.
So when they saw him they was very scared.So the the rich said devil: I will give you 500€ ,to stop cutting-,but devil answered: I don't need your money,so I'll continue cutting.
Then king said: I 'll give you 1000€ to stop cutting-,but devil replyed: I don't need your money,so I'll continue cutting.
After king Nastradin said: hey,devil,I will give you 5 cent to continue cutting.
Then the devil became ungry and replyed: Are you CRAZY ?! I am not accepting 500€ or 1000€,and you said just 5 cent,so I am let this work and is better to continue by yourself.
So they survive.