Drunk Fighting

[Lauli]

Beginning of thread.

Most important thing is NOT TO...
1) I ...(adj/v.)...(n.)...
2) I ...(adj).. died because ...(lengthy explanation)...
3) You ...(adj/v.)... (n.) ...

[Ascor]

Ehrm
seems like i screwed this thread cause i wrote alolectric in one of the first posts

BEWARE!
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DUCKS!
EGGS MAY STAY OUT BUT MUSN'T!

[SirisRhazael]

You see a duck.
1)You guess it's Alectric and bow before his majesty.
2)You call for help and Chuck Norris approves.
3)You fight the duck, but you notice it's sucking up your mana points.

[LutiChris]

BEWARE!
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DUCKS!
EGGS MAY STAY OUT BUT MUSN'T!

egghem* i made this thread.......

fight the duck and notice he's sucking someone who looks like my mama's tits....how tht makes sence i have no clue?

1) You look away in disgust
2) eat an egg and go to a bar
3) go and help the duck suck the other tity...(i can't imagine how u could pick this one )

[Lauli]

I eat an egg and go to a bar.
In the bar you meet Simoneon.

1) Offer him a steak.
2) Ask him if he has butter.
3) Tell him to do backflip'd'd'denim.

[Jed37]

I ask him if he has any butter. He has more than you can possibly imagine.

1) Politely request butter, using a heavy British accent as your collateral
2) Mug him for said butter
3) Decide to be spontaneous and generic, and start verbing all the adjective nouns in the bar.

Lol, sorry Alec

[Alectric]

why is this thread about me ??

3) Simon goes to do a backflip, but needs a high platform for his trick to induce the ultimate freshness score multiplier.

1) You stack a bunch of chairs and tables together
2) ask NASA
3) back flip on the ground, which results in a face-plant.

frikin ninja