King of the hill

[snorsorbet]

I curiously close the distance between myself and a peculiar hill. Its English-green vegetation pleases my eye.

A savage man clad in dirty clothes starts grunting as I approach. Several more come jumping down the hillside. They seem to be very excited.

A tall man with a small forehead walks up to me. He seems to be the alpha-male. His nostrils widen as he breathes, and close as he smells me.

The man turns around to the others, grunting something indecipherable. He then slowly turns back to me, lowering his head in a defeated manner. The other savage people follow his example. I'm very stunned by the attention given to me (not really) so I drop my monocle in accident. The people start howling in fear and desperately run away.

I laugh charitably and proceed to calmly pick up my monocle from the ground. Then, I start enjoying my promenade again and merrily make my way up to the very top of the hill. The sun, however, is setting so I call it a day and walk back home to my safe lands.
What an extraordinary trip.

[Drahcir]

Watching Snorbet leave, I get up onto the hill without much difficulty.

[LutiChris]

i meet up to the hill to find myself rolling down the slippery hill...?

[Alblaka]

I launch a ICBM at the hill, vaporizing everything, then pile up a new one and rush to the top.

[LutiChris]

however, the pile will take upto 5 years to construct, so i rush over to the next hill...

[chase123]

I come up the hill with a stone,I think about throwing it for a second then suddenly,from the clouds,comes a meteor,and hits you on the head,not only do you do you fall from the hill but you get unconscious and injure your leg.
Hill is mine .

[Alblaka]

I use my ueber-l33t-magick-powazzz to teleport the hill away from you and below my own feet.
While you fall down back to normal ground level, i watch the landscape around from my new elevated KING OF THE HILL position...

[LutiChris]

I cry for help to carry me up the hill...it was not effective.

V) I fail too much... D:

[Alblaka]

I cry for help to carry me up the hill...it was not effective.

The point of this game is to capture the hill with each post... not to fail on doing so o.o

[SirFrog]

While Alblaka is shouting at Luti for just randomly failing, I shield-bash my way to the top of the hill.