Ramond's RPG Adventure v2.0

[Drahcir]

I knee Bandit 1 in the...tenders, push him down while he's clutching them in pain, and jump on him 3 times as hard as I can.

[Ramond]

Drahcir attacks Bandit 1! (DMG Roll: 9)
He deals 18 physical damage!

Drahcir - HP: 56/75, MP: 5/5
Bamboori - HP: 60/60, MP: 0/0
SirFrog - HP: 45/45, MP: 34/50
Blue Phoenix - HP: 40/40, MP: 5/5
sadbhav - HP: 60/80, MP: 0/0

Bandit 1 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?
Bandit 2 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?


sadbhav is the next one to act with 10 AGI! Choose an action:

Attack: Physically attacks an enemy of your choice.
Special Attack: You can choose between various attacks. All of them have something special. Costs MP.
Spell: You can choose a spell you've learned and cast it. Costs MP.
Item: You can use an item.
Defend: Increases the chance of avoiding the next attack on you for a round.
Escape: You can escape the battle if everybody else from your team does that and your total AGI is higher than the enemies'.

[Drahcir]

Fine then...next time I'll throw one guy at another

Say, does the other end of a halberd count as a "blunt weapon"?

[sadbhav]

I Attack the first bandit with MY UBER RUSTED SWORD!!!! and also I give him tetanus

[Ramond]

@Drahcir: nope, the weapon you carry must not have any sharp edges and it must be a weapon, not a fist

sadbhav attacks Bandit 1! (DMG Roll: 2)
He deals 21 physical damage!
Bandit 1 collapses!

sadbhav tries to give Bandit 1 Tetanus!
It fails!

Drahcir - HP: 56/75, MP: 5/5
Bamboori - HP: 60/60, MP: 0/0
SirFrog - HP: 45/45, MP: 34/50
Blue Phoenix - HP: 40/40, MP: 5/5
sadbhav - HP: 60/80, MP: 0/0

Bandit 1 - HP: 0/??, MP: ?/?
Bandit 2 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?


Bamboori is the next one to act with 30 AGI! Choose an action:

Attack: Physically attacks an enemy of your choice.
Special Attack: You can choose between various attacks. All of them have something special. Costs MP.
Spell: You can choose a spell you've learned and cast it. Costs MP.
Item: You can use an item.
Defend: Increases the chance of avoiding the next attack on you for a round.
Escape: You can escape the battle if everybody else from your team does that and your total AGI is higher than the enemies'.

[Bamboori]

i attack
i hate it when i just can attack...
do i learn any special abylities somewhen?

[Ramond]

@Bamboori: ha ha you do know that you are Level 1, right?

Bamboori attacks Bandit 2! (DMG Roll: 2)
He deals 6 physical damage!

Drahcir - HP: 56/75, MP: 5/5
Bamboori - HP: 60/60, MP: 0/0
SirFrog - HP: 45/45, MP: 35/50
Blue Phoenix - HP: 40/40, MP: 5/5
sadbhav - HP: 60/80, MP: 0/0

Bandit 1 - HP: 0/??, MP: ?/?
Bandit 2 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?


SirFrog is the next one to act with 25 AGI! Choose an action:

Attack: Physically attacks an enemy of your choice.
Special Attack: You can choose between various attacks. All of them have something special. Costs MP.
Spell: You can choose a spell you've learned and cast it. Costs MP.
Item: You can use an item.
Defend: Increases the chance of avoiding the next attack on you for a round.
Escape: You can escape the battle if everybody else from your team does that and your total AGI is higher than the enemies'.

[SirFrog]

I once again use my Spark, aiming at Bandit 2's face
Edit: Never mind that. I light that *censored* candle. with Spark, of course

[Ramond]

SirFrog casts Spark on Candle! (DMG Roll: 1)
He deals 15 fire damage!
Candle is now burning!

Drahcir - HP: 56/75, MP: 5/5
Bamboori - HP: 60/60, MP: 0/0
SirFrog - HP: 45/45, MP: 27/50
Blue Phoenix - HP: 40/40, MP: 5/5
sadbhav - HP: 60/80, MP: 0/0

Bandit 1 - HP: 0/??, MP: ?/?
Bandit 2 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?


Blue Phoenix is the next one to act with 25 AGI! Choose an action:

Attack: Physically attacks an enemy of your choice.
Special Attack: You can choose between various attacks. All of them have something special. Costs MP.
Spell: You can choose a spell you've learned and cast it. Costs MP.
Item: You can use an item.
Defend: Increases the chance of avoiding the next attack on you for a round.
Escape: You can escape the battle if everybody else from your team does that and your total AGI is higher than the enemies'.

[Silverthorn]

I light up the bandit with my candle by stabbing him multiple times aka. attack