The Vending Machine

[Montblanc]

You get $1,000,000 for having the world's ugliest cat and setting a world record.

I put in a CD with LF2 on it in the VM.

[speedthief]

out comes a software "How To Play LF2"

i put a dog in the VM

[stence]

out comes your mother and slap you HARD

i put jackie chan in the vm

[skelguardian]

out comes the worst movies seen eva! (obviously not a fan of jackie chan =/)

i put my grandmother in the vm

[Lauli]

Out comes a fire extinguisher and some cress.

I put in a piece of paper wrapped around some salty balls.
Understand it like you want.

[Silverthorn]

out comes a bad singing girl that'll scream your ears off.


I put in a piece of carpet

[sadbhav]

out comes a monkey (?)

I put in obvilion (??)

[SirFrog]

out comes an oblivion gate.

i put in massage oil

[sadbhav]

out come massage oil gate (?)

I put in SirFrog

[SirFrog]

out comes a spoon of honey.

i put in a scroll