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The 8-ball-Guru
#41
Question: Will everyone make a profile in Cartoon Soldier?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Why?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: What?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: What do you mean?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Could you try to answer correctly?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Just answer yes or no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: Ok will everyone make a Cartoon Soldier profile?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: Grrrrrr!
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: How many will?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: A number please?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: Will there be more than 1000000?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: Exactly 10000000?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

OK everyone. Make a profile till we got 10000000. Or face the gurus wrath.
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An unsound argument is not the same as an invalid one.
volatile in C++ does not mean thread-safe.
Do not make APIs unnecessarily asynchronous.
Make C++ operator > again
Trump is an idiot.
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#42
Oh, hell!
Even the 8ball guru thinks that I am mafia?

Q: Am I mafia?
A: Yes, definitively.

Q: Am I a citizen?
A: Very doubtfull.

EDIT: I didn't copy the exact text, so it might have answered slightly different.

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lol... Sorry BP, congratz MH :D

Question: nave
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: Bluephoenix
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: MH-Razen
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: Reaper
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Just_a_phil
Guru's answer: No.

Question: Alectric
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Marshall
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Drahcir
Guru's answer: Forget about it.
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Question: Well, I know that You know everything, but do You know that You'll never answer my question? I mean You're bored of this, everybody thinks that You know everything, but that's not really true yeah? So my question is: Do You really know everything?

Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.
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Question: Have I been to Croatia?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: Have I been to Ireland?
Guru's answer: No.

Epic fail.

EDIT.

Question: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Guru's answer: NO U!

Epicer fail.
Quote of the Day f***ing Year (Click to View)
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Question: is it pineapple time?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: whats your favourite colour?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: GTFO
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: is my awesomeness over 9000?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: is there such thing as happiness?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: if you are so smart, what is the square root of 2039
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: i want to know
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: why am i having a conversation with some smart arse program?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: then what are you?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: please tell me!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

(and some pay back)
Question: reaper
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.
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#47
Question: What is the answer to everything?
Guru's answer: 42

damn, he really knows everything...

@BP
it only answers "42" if you ask it EXACTLY that question, you should change it that he answers "42" always when there is "answer" and "everything" in the same sentence
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(05-21-2009, 10:21 AM)TheNave Wrote:  Question: What is the answer to everything?
Guru's answer: 42

damn, he really knows everything...

@BP
it only answers "42" if you ask it EXACTLY that question, you should change it that he answers "42" always when there is "answer" and "everything" in the same sentence

answer everything in the world:p
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lol im still not bored of this
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I'm booored~

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