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Roobin22 Wrote:People that say money cant buy happines are the sadest people i know hahah, I mean, JUST LOOK AT THOSE BASTARDS =3 On this video: Welcome to St. Tropez
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Spam-Bot thread title Wrote:airmax 2010 As a fabulous parasite
Uhm, yes... anyone wants to buy parasites?
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04-25-2011, 10:50 AM
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I just received a junk call from a lady advertising some rubbish (not a recording)
Quote:Lady:Hello, good day, we'd like to advertise (a blah di blah di blah)
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Lady's presumed reaction: 
*cuts phone*
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Didn't you guys, like, forget something? Like... banning, perhaps?
Oh, nevermind, btw. Just noticed ~ SirFrog
it says that it is banned, but still no striking on his username ._. - Simoneon
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no you won't *angry dad pose* - Simoneon
Simoneon is disappoint ~ Reaper
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Phil, you're amusing! - Simoneon
The thing about Pineapples is that they are better than watermelons in every aspect ~ Alectric
NOW LOOK AT THIS! D: ![[Image: Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg]](http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg)
- Simoneon
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I CHOOOSE WATERMELONS! - Simoneon
WRONG ANSWER, duck/pineapple powers activate!! *PSEW!!* ~ Alectric
no u watermelon! - Simoneon
PEW PEW PEW...KAPOWSERS!! ~ Alectric
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(04-25-2011, 10:50 AM)oliveryungo Wrote: I just received a junk call from a lady advertising some rubbish (not a recording)
Quote:Lady:Hello, good day, we'd like to advertise (a blah di blah di blah)
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Me: lol
Lady's presumed reaction: 
*cuts phone*
You forgot the "It's super effective!"
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Thanks Oliver, I may start using that
I did this to you for obvious reasons. You have just wasted a lot of time. Congratulations.
Still with the same joke? ;D - Simoneon
TITLE: a idea
make cave for bear?
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I'd like to add the caller was speaking in chinese, so it adds to the confusion factor =D
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*Sizzle* thats what happens to bot links *Heroic pose* ~ Alectric
*sigh* I'm tired of your random and supposedly epic speeches. ~ Reaper
You're just jealous that i can do a Heroic pose ~ Alectric
Stay calm folks - Simoneon
Didn't you guys, like, forget something? Like... banning, perhaps?
Oh, nevermind, btw. Just noticed ~ SirFrog
it says that it is banned, but still no striking on his username ._. - Simoneon
Jeez guys, talk about stealing my thunder. Now this bot has been banished to the deserted outter world, we need something else to amuse us. FIRE EVERYTHING! ~ Alectric
I'm here to stop you! Give up, Duck... your plans are now revealed! - Simoneon
Bah, that wont stop me, i shall continue my ways till i get the job done! Bahahaha!! *evil pose* ~ Alectric
no you won't *angry dad pose* - Simoneon
Simoneon is disappoint ~ Reaper
sons, i am disappoint. Get your act together seriously ~ Phil
Phil, you're amusing! - Simoneon
The thing about Pineapples is that they are better than watermelons in every aspect ~ Alectric
NOW LOOK AT THIS! D: ![[Image: Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg]](http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg)
- Simoneon
D: i think this hybrid could be the start of a long and beautiful friendship, or bitter cold horrid war. CHOOSE NOW, WATERMELON MAN ~ Alectric
I CHOOOSE WATERMELONS! - Simoneon
WRONG ANSWER, duck/pineapple powers activate!! *PSEW!!* ~ Alectric
no u watermelon! - Simoneon
PEW PEW PEW...KAPOWSERS!! ~ Alectric
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Submitted ten puns hoping for a laugh, no pun in ten did.
(T4h eVa uB4r 1am4 PuN RacC0on)
Hiding users' signatures and avatars was the best decision ever.
hey blow :P ~ Bamboori
can I call ya koalafly? ~ Phil
Pogofly - Simoneon
k0a1af1y, looks much more stylish ~ Blue Phoenix
So hey, blow, say something! - Simoneon
Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that ~ Phil
Wait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
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D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
Gzz Hizz Fz Mzzz
Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
~ blow_fly98
OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
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Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately? ~ Reaper
What?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
DO YOU HAVE SUGAR?! - Simoneon
I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this! ~ Bamboori
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EvErYoNe'S pOsTeD hErE eXcEpT mH. 
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I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
Oh, i came back. Well, since im already here, i may as well shoot bees ~ Alectric
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BP Wrote:*shoots everybody in sight*
Shooting? How plainly unoriginal  Where did the flaming sword and the Banhammer go XD
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Quote:"Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow stuff and they walk away. Got no time to watch an explosion, because they got cool guy stuff that they got to walk to."
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