Ban the Member above you

[sadbhav]

I ban you 'cause i have a computer

[snorsorbet]

One day, Frosties the snowman takes a walk in the park. In the other side of the beautiful and white park there is a pink Firzen with purple hair.
-"Come over here!" Frosties says without reason. The strange, pink figure starts to move towards Frosties the snowman.
-"Never mind!" Frosties says, again without reason. Suddenly a black hole appears beneath Sadbhav's feet and sucks him down, only to leave the letters B, A, N, E and D. (2 N)

[SirFrog]

Awww...
I ban you for writing a bizarre story

[sadbhav]

I ban you for obvious reasons

[Silverthorn]

Then, suddenly, another member appears. He is covered in black cloth, thus impossible to be recognized. He takes out some bakery and throws it at the previous poster.
"Well, usually I don't eat anything from strangers," the previous poster says, "but today I'm in a good mood....." *chewing sounds*
That is his fault. With his first bite, he disappears. The others are looking at the remains of the cookie, left in confusion.
"You know exactly what this is," the unknown person says. And with that he says *poof* and is gone.

[SirFrog]

I ban you for using.....BANCOOKIES!

[sadbhav]

Ban you for banning the person who banned me with abn cookies

[SirFrog]

Ban for having a reason to ban which relies on somebody else being banned

[sadbhav]

Banned ?

[SirFrog]

Banned indeed.