Ramond's RPG Adventure v2.0

[TheNave]

Agreed. Now update it don!

[Ramond]

You didn't say where you want to go :P

[TheNave]

search for some way to the south-western Empire

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[Ramond]

^ So what? Are you expecting me to do the work for you, lead your group to the nearest sideentrance or what? The bridge is down, the only way you know back there is gone so really, just say in which direction to go or up to where you go and all that. Use BP's map as an indicator.

To help you a little, you can of course always deviate from pathes, but don't have to. In case you don't, there's still a north exit and an east exit of England you haven't checked yet.

Ble.

[SirFrog]

Ok, Plan of action:

1). Ask around in the tavern if anybody knows about a way over to Germany.

• 1a). If such is the case, go to that path/road/cave/bridge/random log of wood/magical teleporter/whatever and get to the other side.
  

2). If Nobody knows anything, get ourselves through the England Cave and search the sides of the river for some way to cross that river, starting with going East.
3). In the case of anything hindering us, actions will be taken:

• 3a). Beat the sh*t out of it.
  
• 3b) Convince it to move aside.
  
• 3c). Do something else about it.
  

4). Return the spider quest for tasty rewards.
5). Get to the land of the Snorbets and ask them of advice/directions/assistance, depending of situation.
6). Continue our quest.

[snorsorbet]

Thanks for saving the day SirFrog! :D

[The Lost Global Mod]

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Now it's spam and completely irrelevant to the topic. ~ Blue Phoenix

[The Lost Global Mod]

meh double post.. i want to add something to sirfrog's ultimate plan of death doom and destruction.. WHERE is the part with the SKILLSHOP!?

[Ramond]

SirFrog: Come on guys, we've wasted a lot of time here already. There's nothing.
Blue Phoenix: True. Our primary destination should still be snorbet kingdom. But I'd say let's try to get back to Heaven.
Bamboori: What for?
Blue Phoenix: Spider Leg tell you anything? It's starting to smell rotten. *vomits*
SirFrog: I propose asking around in England. Maybe somebody knows of an alternate way back.
Bamboori: It's agreed!

Shortly after they start moving, SirFrog intercepts the walk.

SirFrog: Wait!
Blue Phoenix: What?
SirFrog: Holy crap, I completely forgot. We're wanted by the bandits there.
Bamboori: But we took down their leader and then they didn't look for us anymore... or did they?
snorsorbet: Well, I guess we'll just need to risk that.

And the group leaves the little sleepy town towards England. After a little while they see wads of smoke rising into the sky.

Blue Phoenix: What the heck is that...

After a few dozen more minutes towards the village, they sense chaos ensuing. Shortly before they enter England, they can already smell the smoke... fresh smoke.

Blue Phoenix: What the HOLIEST sh*t on earth is that?!

The group hurries into the city centre and see many buildings engulfed in a horrendous fire. Masses of people are fighting each other with weapons, tools and throwing fruits.

Bamboori: What is this I don't even
Blue Phoenix: And you shouldn't even! We shouldn't get caught in this riot-

A tomato hits Blue Phoenix in the face.

Blue Phoenix: That's it! WHO WAS THAT?!
SirFrog: No, Phoenix! Don't-

SirFrog tries to hold Blue Phoenix back, but he rages into the chaotic battle, using non-lethal force.

SirFrog: I feel like facepalming.
Nave: We should seriously get going. Blue Phoenix, stop acting so childish!
SirFrog: Actually, I think this is serious.

Blue Phoenix returns to the group after somebody smeared applesauce onto his face.

Phil: Meoow meow!
snorsorbet: Translation: We need to stay focused!
Simon: He's right. We need to do something about this!
SirFrog: No, it'd cost too much time. And we can't do anything about it!
Blue Phoenix: We'll see...
Bamboori: I guess we can't ask anybody anymore...?

The group looks around.
Simon sees an empty lane leading south without any people battling. Blue Phoenix spots a probably pregnant woman who is attacked by four bandits. SirFrog discovers that the tavern is on fire. Nave senses more danger in the northern and eastern parts of the city centre. Bamboori notices that a group of dozen villagers with a variety of tools and torches in their hands is gazing at them and not looking very happy or satisfied; rather vengeful.

Blue Phoenix: I seriously wonder what has happened here the last two hours.

...what to do? Waiting may cost you.

Book of Knowledge

(Hints of Interest: -)

Bamboori - HP: 97/97, MP: 7/7 (Arrows: magic 1, normal 13)
SirFrog - HP: 76/76, MP: 101/101
Blue Phoenix - HP: 67/67, MP: 9/9
Nave - HP: 79/79, MP: 90/90
snorsorbet - HP: 83/83, MP: 50/50
Phil - HP: 63/63, MP: 5/5
Simon - HP: 82/82, MP: 2/2

LFE Kingdom (Click to View)

(obviously made by Blue Phoenix)

It's dawn. (8:45 AM)
The sun's first rays of light fill the outside with color and life.

[TheNave]

I choose you, SIRFROG! Go, SIRFROG use BREEZE OF CHILL to blow out the fire on the tavern!
SIRFROG uses BREEZE OF CHILL! It's super effective! FIRE has now nomore Pokemons, FIRE faints. You won the battle.

HELL YEAH!

no srsly, I dunno what to do :/