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[Alectric]

a little less humerus than the previous but yeah i get the idea... :\

A little less humerus?


Is your humerus too big?

I smell a Lauli comic :P

[Lauli]

Climax

:D

Silverthorn edited this post 09-04-2010 09:28 AM because:

Doom Climax!

[oliveryungo]

Me: I summon my sword of everlasting destruction and carve a nice hole into your house
Friend: and why would you do that?
Me: because I can
Friend: um...
you carved a hole in the neighbours house
Me: I follow up with a blast of liquid nitrogen, effectively deep-freezing your puny house
Friend: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HOUSE
my house is offended and launches the piano at you
Me: I easily sidestep and return the favor with an airstrike from a B2 Spirit
Friend: unfourtunately you are hit with recoil and is sent hurtling into a pit
and you missed
again
Me: I manipulate the earth's magnetic field so i levitate
then I fiddle with it again so you are sent hurtling towards the upper atmosphere
Friend: i use my sheer awesomeness to do the buddha palm from above to you
you are smashed 1 km into the ground


There's loads more of this crap, but it's enough for now.

[Ragor]

I don't know what was going through Azriel's mind.

I think your Alex is better than Hacker's. And Hacker's is awesome. WHY?!? ;_;

I didn´t know Hacker makes sprites... Do you mean Hell_fighter?
E. Imo hell_fighta´s version is better :/

Oh mah bad. I meant HF.

Then Azriel dumped this, saying "Please refrain from using profanity"


WTF?

Azriel edited this post 09-05-2010 04:07 AM because:

i removed your s____ when editing it. Used to read "Oh s____ ... Mah bad. I meant HF."

[Jed37]

An anonymous chat from 3:00 in the morning. Warning: Some bad language, and may ruin your brain. Probably won't though. Probably.

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey there!
You: Want to play a game where we try to make the other person leave by making the conversation extremely awkward?
Stranger: OMG yes!
You: Alright, cool
Stranger: the last person said this
"you ticklish?"
"you like foot rubs?"
"footjobs?"
You: Do you want to volunteer for a practical joke I'm playing on a friend? Your assistance would be greatly appreciated. Don't worry, we already have the moose, hot air balloon, and lube.
Stranger: XD
You: lol, that's funny
Stranger: yea, I stayed with that convo until I couldn't take it anymore
You: You need interesting conversation like you need a dolphin penis to the face.
You: ...Soon.
Stranger: oh yes. I do. veeeeeery soon.
You: o.O Touche
Stranger: indeed
You: Verily!
You: Hmm. It would appear that we are at an impasse.
Stranger: did you know there is a disease that makes a Vagina fall out?
You: Didn't know it worked that way :P
You: What's left over afterwards?
You: Aside from crying.
Stranger: idk
wait
my friend says that's actually legit
Stranger: *wikipedia*
You: That's pretty freaky.
You: But, such is life.
You: And my pants.
Stranger: life in your pants: the musical
You: There's a party in my pants... Don't crash it.
Stranger: Ok, i won't
You: Aww
You: Then who's going to make the balloon animals
Stranger: oh, so I'm invited? in that case....
You: No
Stranger: SAD DAY
You: I'll hire a clown or something. :/
You: How's your dolphin penis to the face coming along?
Stranger: don't trust the clowns! you don;t know what diseases they have
Stranger: still haven't found a willing dolphin
Stranger: of course I don't know many
You: Dress like a dolphin trainer.
Stranger: good plan
You: A SLUTTY dolphin trainer.
Stranger: I'm on it
Stranger: OH GOD, it IS true http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prolapse
You: Oh dear god no.
Stranger: that changes everything
You: EVERYTHING.
Stranger: life. it is so different
You: I miss the days before the prolapse
You: Life was so gay.
You: (Happy)
Stranger: ah, the good old days...
You: What's that in the sky!?! ONOZ! A total prolapse of the sun!
Stranger: AHHHHH!
Stranger: *flails arms wildly*
You: What're we gonna do?! The sh*t has hit the fan! and the ionosphere!
Stranger: well, a world with prolapse is not a world I wanna live in
Stranger: i'm ok with this
You: A country divided against itself cannot prolapse.
Stranger: that's it! in a time of crisis the only thing to do is make puns
Stranger: !!!
You: The solution has become the problem has become the walrus.
Stranger: googoogajoo
You: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!
You: And they are the eggmen.
Stranger: oooh!
Stranger: See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Stranger: I've been a naughty girl, I let my knickers down
Stranger: i am the eggman woooo... … they are the eggmen woooo... … i am the walrus …
goo-goo ga joob!
You: If a guy sleeps with 5 women, he's a playah. If a woman does the same thing...
You: ...she's a lesbian.
Stranger: truth
Stranger: what it's only 4 women tho???
You: Case in point: The dolphin trainer.
Stranger: that I'm pretending to be
Stranger: ...
You: Which one?
Stranger: the slutty one
You: Yeah, but which dolphin trainer? I know of 2 slutty ones
You: And they're both me.
Stranger: EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
You: And the butler did it.
Stranger: in the library?
You: And he is the eggman.
Stranger: with the candlestick?!
You: No. In the bathroom. WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
You: And some TP
Stranger: GASP
You: And he forgot to flush afterwards
Stranger: aw, party foul, egg man
You: I mean really, wtf kinda butler is that?
You: Sorry to poop on your party.
Stranger: hahaha. that's punny.
Stranger: :P
You: Of course, which is worse? That, or to party on your poop?
Stranger: uhh, that's a tought call
You: In Soviet grammar, Sentence russia's you!
Stranger: i disagree
2 camels in a tiny car
Stranger: your argument is invalid
You: My hair is longer than most people's entire body.
You: Except on Tuesdays.
Stranger: my body is longer than most people's hair
....except on wednesdays
You: I, too, am the walrus.
Stranger: I've figured it out! I;m obviously chatting with bono
Stranger: no one else is the walrus AND a slutty dolphin trainer
You: Getting mistaken for Bono is nice.
You: Don't you know? EVERYONE is the walrus!
Stranger: MINDFUCK
You: Or at least, that was the case in the 60's
Stranger: truth
You: Also, rosebud was the name of the sled.
Stranger: spoiler alert!
You: *shuts eyes*
Stranger: http://xkcd.com/109/
Stranger: haHA!
You: yay xkcd!
Stranger: best site evar!
You: snape kills trinity with rosebud!
You: didn't even need to go to the site to remember that
Stranger: winner.
Stranger: http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-cont...h-five.jpg
You: Do you know of Schrodinger's cat?
Stranger: yea
You: Then it's probably dead.
You: I blame you.
Stranger: no! the cat's out of the bag!
Stranger: *hides*
You: Then maybe it escaped the poison...?
Stranger: perhaps
You: Or maybe the radioactive isotope mutated it!
You: O.O
Stranger: INTO A TERRIBLE M
Stranger: MONSTER CAT BEAST
Stranger: THAT PRESSESENTER PREMATURELY!
Stranger: I AM THE CAT
You: Monster half-dead/half-alive cat beast
Stranger: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JF9lM8aks4g/Sr...ast_sm.jpg
You: I am still the walrus. And as you know, walri eat cats.
You: RAAAR!
Stranger: REOOOW!
You: Bring it!
Stranger: oh yea, walrus?! let's take this outside!!
Stranger: <goes outside>
You: Verbal abuse: Punch!
Stranger: monster cat shoots lasers from it's eyes
it's super effective!
You: I deflect it wit a buckit!
You: It hits bambi.
Stranger: OH NO BAMBI! go on, go join you mother in heaven
Stranger: oh wait.... bambi's mom didn't go to heaven
You: No... She lusted for Thumper.
Stranger: that's the story disney SHOULD have told
You: The greatest story ever told!
Stranger: lets pitch the idea to disney!
Stranger: awaaay!
You: Also they all died before the story began.
You: They're ghosts, but they don't know yet
Stranger: and the sixth sense is actually a rip off of it
You: One thing that's always bothered me about that movie is this:
You: Even if it did exist and we could see dead people,
You: it still wouldn't be a SIXTH sense because it's still just vision!
Stranger: ahhh, so true
You: Brb, I'm going to drink water laced with cayenne pepper for health benefits.
Stranger: doesn't sound sketchy at all....
You: back
Stranger: awesomeness
You: it burns!
Stranger: *fake choking sounds*
You: *eyes truly watering*
Stranger: oh dear
You: It's actually really healthy though
You: Gets the blood flowing
Stranger: totally worth it
You: Yes.
You: You get used to the heat after a couple days
Stranger: because cayenne pepper leads to badassery
You: Yes.
Stranger: obviously
You: Also, it's been used to wake people up...
You: After they've had heart attacks.
Stranger: cool stuff!
Stranger: it's clearly magical
You: Depends on your definition of magick
Stranger: it's a pretty loose definition
Stranger: cuz magic is cool
Stranger: and more things should be cool
You: Yup.
You: Cayenne pepper is one of the few things that, while being awesome, will NEVER be cool.
Stranger: no. not ever. never.
You: Look up the benefits of cayenne pepper, and maybe start drinking it!
You: It's healthy... and entertaining!
Stranger: i think i should and then when ppl ask why I'll say "well, a stranger on omegle told me too. oh and it's magical"
You: "it's magical"
You: Your words, not mine
Stranger: they don't need to know that
You: Lol
Stranger: shhhhh it's a secret
You: What? That you're a dolphinofile? I already knew that, silly.
Stranger: oh yea, I forgot
Stranger: you don't need to tell anyone about that though
Stranger: really, you don't
You: Sure I do! How else can dolphinophiles like you form a support group?
Stranger: dolphinophiles anonymous
Stranger: it'll be a hugh hit
Stranger: *huge
You: But that assumes that there's something wrong with finophilia
Stranger: not hugh
You: o.O I'm worried that the computer didn't autocorrect that one
Stranger: theres nothing wrong! I don't have a problem, i tell ya!
Stranger: my computer has a thing for hugh jackman
Stranger: clearly
You: It told me that dolphinophilia was misspelled, but finophilia is apparently a word o.O
You: Hugh Jackman?
You: Does he have fins?
Stranger: i sure hope so.....
You: Don't we all...
Stranger: THAT should be a group
You: Uh oh...
You: I think my desktop computer is going through a tunne.
You: *tunnel
You: I might lose you.
Stranger: oh noes!!!!
You: So
You: lets
You: take
You: this
You: time
You: to say

[TheNave]

[16:02] <Nave_> climax
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[Magnamancy]

Jinx
if you dont succeed... try try again

Me
damn straight!

... within reason I guess.

Jinx
within reason?

what is reason?

hah

Me
lol

Me
"It is very much similar to sanity in that I do not have it."

There were a few other good bits but the program deleted the first few
hours of the convo. >:/

[Bamboori]

[21:11:53] Edward Colman: alright
[21:11:55] Edward Colman: gimme sex
[21:11:58] Edward Colman: Sec*
[21:11:58] Edward Colman: xD
[21:12:00] bamboori: xD

[Ascor]

When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

[Jed37]

An argument about socialism with some lunatics. I'm Simon. (Not THAT Simon)

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Zach:
Zachs guide to fixing the economy, step 1:
eliminate all money value, step 2: return to bartering, it provides for a
stable inflation-proof economy

Michael:
but then, inevitably, people are going to disagree on, say, the value of a bowl of pasta primavera, and
there's going to be mass chaos. It's better to have an economy-set standard than no standard at all.

Zach:
I know, lol, I just joking
need to chat u

Simon:
Better idea: Democratic Socialism.
about an hour ago · Like · Delete
Zach Cronin-Hurley:
BAD BAD BAAAADDDDDDDD IDEA

Simon:
You changed it to add an extra "BAD?" Now, tell me. A lot of perfectly reasonable people disapprove
of socialism because they don't think it works. At the same time, however, I find some that seem to
simply hate the idea. Why are you against it?

Zach:
BECAUSE SOCIALISM IS BAD!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT CHINA CUBA!!!! DO YOU WANT THAT IN THE US!!!????

Simon:
That's communism.

Zach:
socialism is different from communism how? Look, I'm sick and have makeup work, I don't have time
for this, I'll let u argue with my cousin who shares the same views later

Simon:
The communist countries you mentioned are controlled by small, arguably corrupt parties. With
socialism, the people have a say in the government.
Regardless, good luck with your makeup work, Zach.

Zach:
Thanks, I still believe that we should follow the constotution and not convert to socialism, because
that wouldn't be anerica, FYI if that happened I would move

Simon:
Zach, perhaps you should glance over the constitution instead of Beck's blackboard. The US
constitution says NOTHING about capitalism. Socialism is at least as good a fit, if you're going by
what the founding fathers said.

Zach:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, I'm now just going to sit here laghing
at they guy knocking our government and founders HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I gtg

Simon:
I'm not sure whether the sad part is that you don't realize that this is an issue of facts, or that you
think that I'm dissing the founding fathers by saying the factual truth that they didn't specify
capitalism.

Julia:
no socialilism no barfering! yeye the america is happy!

Zach:
lol, not saying our gov. isn't corrupt now, but it's better than socialism

Julia:
PRAISE THE LORD WE HAVE A CAPITOLISTIC

Julia:
contry.

Simon:
But the system is not working...
We're not living in a democracy, not even a republic! It's an oligarchy!

Zach:
indeed, well, our educational money should be going to spelling tho XD

Zach:
that was to julia

Zach:
It's because it's corrupt like I said, and you have said, we can agree on at least one thing, but if we
uncorrupt it by holding our leaders accountable to a moral basis based on well...good morals

Simon:
Learning to spell is a hell of a lot less important than learning what the constitution actually says,
Zach.

Julia:
kk. we need some work but if we went to socialism than our health care word be worse and we
wouldnt be the free country everyone dreams of coming to eventually we would go by the declaration
of independence. so thts y we need to keep our country the way it is even if we need help

Zach:
lol, um, igualmente

Julia:


Simon:
Okay, there's a few issues with that.
1: With democratic socialism, we would be free. Not billionaires, but everyone would be working
together and living relatively well.
2: The Declaration of Independence is not a document that affects our government. You're thinking of
the Constitution. The Declaration of Independence was what got signed to start the Revolutionary
War.
3: Health care would NOT be worse. It would be FAR better for the average person. While it is true that
under the current system, the rich have access to very good medical care, we also have the middle
class (Far more people in the middle class, you know) where when someone gets sick, they go
bankrupt. That would not happen in a socialist country. Everyone would have access to decent
medical care, when they need it.
4: Please, PLEASE use punctuation, ma'am!

Simon:
*A few MAJOR issues with what you said.

Julia:
people should have the right to be as rich or poor as they like and thank you i ment the constitution.
anyway if people arent willing to work hard and get an education because there are scolarships out
there, then they should be making the same as those who work really hard at what the do. and if you
like socialism so much then why is it tht your parent live in america. just saying not to be rude or
anything

Zach:
Okay, so, we would all be free socialists, here's the problem, WE WOULD ALL HAVE THE EXACT SAME
THING, a noble idea, being equal, but some will work, others won't, and it all just collapses in

Julia:
wait ur tlking about socialism collapsing right?

Simon:
All right, Zach, I disagree with you about that, but that's not the point.
So, if that's the only problem with socialism, then why the hell do you think that any policy even
remotely similar to that (e.g: Socialized medicine) is a horrible, horrible idea?

Zach:
yeas

Julia:
kk.

Zach:
Thats by far the only problem, BY FAR. but, I don't have time to write a disertation, my cousin will
come fight with u later

Julia:
haha. i cant change anyones oopinions only mine. so watever anyone thinks its up to them. (when
they turn 18)

Simon:
Julia, you seem to think that everyone has equal opportunities. That's not true by any stretch of the
imagination. What about all the people who work hard and live in poverty? Hell, what about everyone
who lost their jobs and are living on the streets because the top 1% of the population, the big shots
on Wall Street screwed the economy? Do you want to be the one to tell them they're unemployed
because they're LAZY?!!?

Julia:
no im not saying tht they are lazy or at least not ALL of them but think for a second no matter how
bad ur life is you can turn it around and you CAN be a success story. im sure some people think tht
cause they dont have a leg up in life tht they cant do any better than where they are today. and sure
not everythings fair but people do have a chance in America and ya i might have a silly imagination
thinking tht everyone can do good but im opptomistic of cvourse you have people who have hard
lives but they can get over it. and the idiots on wall street should be in jail.

Simon:
The idea that you can always make it big by trying harder, no matter who you are, is just a lie by the
rich screwing you over, to keep the rest of the country from killing them. It seems to be working fairly
well, considering you're arguing against your best interest because of it.

Julia:
they cant do any thing better but they can and need to get over it. and the people in wall street can go
to jail
and there souls will not be fufilled

Simon:
How do you propose you get them in jail? By the system that you claim is perfectly fine and happy,
most of them haven't done anything illegal.

A lot of you will consider this boring.
Relevant information: All people involved live in the USA, and were primarily referencing things located there. Again, I am Simon. But not the Simon who's a mod.

This kind of thing makes me worry about the future of the world.