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(05-27-2010, 05:26 AM)Alectric Wrote: i read through a poem by firzenX,
i wish i had a giant T-rex,
Firzenxs' poem seems to generalise,
my t-rex can shoot lasers from its eyes,
Drugs seems to be an addressed issue,
If T-rex sneezed, it would need a massive tissue
lf2timmE1 made a weird picture,
A laser shooting T-rex is an awesome creature,
Sorry for posting my poem,
For the T-Rex, little is known.
This is awesome I am still loling now. ;DD
~RtXaS~
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11-22-2010, 10:11 AM
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Me PMing a moderator after he moderated one of my posts on NFF Wrote:PS: Wth? I thought you guys actually never read posts nor moderate the forum XD Mod's answer Wrote:pwned :P
Seriously, you NEVER see a mod posting or even being online besides a very few ones...
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1. Go to Google Maps.
2. Write Japan as your start point.
3. Write China as your destination.
4. Go to 43rd point on your route.
5. Laugh.
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(11-24-2010, 09:11 AM)Azriel Wrote: 1. Go to Google Maps.
2. Write Japan as your start point.
3. Write China as your destination.
4. Go to 43rd point on your route.
5. Laugh. http://www.lf-empire.de/forum/showthread...#pid107437
Google so CREATIVE
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(11-23-2010, 03:28 PM)fire power Wrote: louis says: Now i'll transform in2 louis EX mohahaha (pushes button) what the hell my suit is broken
( I should have stolen the upgrade but nooo I would rather steel a puppy )
Thats real funny.
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Black Ops hubbub led to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidel_Castro , which led to
Fidel Castro Wrote:If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.
Haha, this is even better:
http://www.news.com.au/technology/gaming...5958433993
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Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that ~ Phil
Wait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
......
......
D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
Gzz Hizz Fz Mzzz
Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
~ blow_fly98
OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
Now, I seriously need to be a part of this. ~ SirFrog
Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately? ~ Reaper
What?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
DO YOU HAVE SUGAR?! - Simoneon
I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this! ~ Bamboori
Just because I don't go around checking every single post and editing signatures doesn't mean that I don't mod here. I just don't check posts that aren't reported. ~ Evil Sonidow
Seriously. We should encourage people to start reporting more :/ - Simoneon
EvErYoNe'S pOsTeD hErE eXcEpT mH.
Hey, maybe we could report every single post just so ES could check them. ~ blow_fly98
You know, that's a hell lot of work. What about a rule that everyone has to report at least one post whenever he logs in? Or an auto-report function? ~ Reaper
I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
Oh, i came back. Well, since im already here, i may as well shoot bees ~ Alectric
You know, the ducks are watching. Always watching... ~ SirFrog
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11-25-2010, 04:59 PM
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thanks go to koala for saving it.
made link clickable
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