Scissors Paper Stone EX

[Hypermodder]

I kill you with my lightning-sword!

item: some shockwaves looking like a sword

[Deus Ex Machina]

I eat it.

Item: cast-iron stomach

[sadbhav]

I melt it
item: Deus's molten iron stomach

[Drahcir]

I grab sadbhav with a whirlwind throw right after he melts deus's stomach, then I fling him at a brick wall.

If sadbhav is not the next poster, then he hits the next poster before hitting the wall.

If deus is not the next poster, then sadbhav hits deus before hitting the next poster.

Item:whirlwind throw

[Zhyhm.Z]

I catched it

Item: whirlwind-catching glove

[vktewari]

I am back. I grab Drahcir and throw him on a cloud that has lightning in it and he is burnt so much with the thunder that the air takes him with it and dispose him off in water.
item: A burnt Drahcir lying in water.

[Ascor]

I kick you with a chuck norris roundhouse kick
Item:chuck norris

[Hypermodder]

I blast dennis' chaseball at chuck norris!

Item: "id: 215 type: 3 file: data\dennis_chase.dat"

[sadbhav]

chuck norris roundhorse kicks the ID away
Item: no ID

[Deus Ex Machina]

A lack of something is not an item...
Your item therefore is : Chuck Norris

Bush's 'democracy' causes everybody to starve to death, including Chuck Norris.
Item: Bush's Democracy