Senseless formula?

[Electric2Shock]

Some game where I saw at a resource forum.
???

Here you can make fun out of some formulae by changing their values to something funny. Eg:

Poster 1:
E=mc2
No, wait E=The second vowel of the english alphabet.

Poster 2:
Magnet=Fe3O4
But, it should be
Magnet=A piece of iron/cobalt/nickel that attracts other pieces of iron.

And this process goes on....
Dont know how to write in subscript and superscript.

EDit:
No, I wont start, the next one who posts after me has to start.

[empirefantasy]

x²=x:x

But it must be x²=x*x

[nehalbordoloi]

Water=H2O
It should be a liquid and its formula=heated 2(to) 0(nothing).

[snorsorbet]

Oh ohoh, i know a great oen pick me pick me!!!

1+1=2

but 1 and 1 become 11

11=2

this is grete fun i neyr laugh

[empirefantasy]

D=ba+4ac

But it must be:
D=b²+4ac

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@electric
Now you can see in my my posts how to make subscript and superscript.I learned them from

[Simoneon]

pick me pick me!

t+h+r+e+a+d=senseless=s⁴e³nl

[Bamboori]

i actually hoped this thread would die soon enough.