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[Dr. Time]

From the movie the A-team

(Driving in a Humvee,enemies shooting from behind,Murdock looks out of the window,wearing 3-d glasses)
Murdock-You should see these bullets in 3d!Its like you're actually being shot at!!!!
Baracus-We are being shot at,you crazy a** fool!!!!!

[MnM]

edit: HOW THE FORK DID YOU GUYS MANAGE TO TRIPLE-NINJA ME

I think I know.You type SO DAMN LONG replies that till you think,and think,and think what to write,and then posting it,we guys manage to post before you because of our simple,small posts.

that also suggest why his post are useful.

[Marko pro]

Birthday is one step closer to death.

LOLs, everyday(hour, second) is one step closer to death.

[Kevin]

DL: we should gather again some time
Sunday at 11:42pm · Like · 1

MN: Totally! By the way, Yuri found her phone
Sunday at 11:47pm · Like

DL: looool i bet it was in the toilet
Sunday at 11:47pm · Like · 2

MN: You know Y too well.
Sunday at 11:49pm · Like

DL: loooolll
Sunday at 11:50pm · Like

YTS: loool...SO GLAD I FOUND IT THOUGH!
Yesterday at 1:52am · Like





..... happens to everyone?

[LutiChris]

“Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.”

Last line of the book : “Please, don’t close the book, I don’t want to die”

I’d just like, keep the book open and tape it to a wall.

I’m almost afraid to want it.

“So I guess this is it, isn’t it? There are no more chapters, right? You said we were getting close and that was a while ago.”

I stared up into the sky, it was the same old sky there had always been, except for some rainclouds that hadn’t been there a few minutes ago. It wasn’t raining, but they were still floating up there, grey and dismal.

You begin to ask me something.

“Don’t ask me how I know, I just do. Things just feel really final right now, like the downward slope is starting to level out. Eventually… We’ll hit the back cover, right?”

I sat down on a bench- had that been there a few minutes ago? It was hard to tell.

“Did you say yes? I think I heard you. Your voice keeps getting harder to hear.”

Thunder rumbled, but… It wasn’t like the thunder I’m used to. It sounded like you, and it sounded sad. From one of the clouds, a single drop of rain fell on the grainy wood of the bench.

“… You’re crying, aren’t you? I’m sorry, I’m really sorry. I wish I could change this. I wish I could reach where you are.”

Thunder rolled again, and behind it was a voice. Your voice.

“Me? I’ll be fine, I think. I don’t know if this has ever happened before. I don’t really know what happens when you… close the book.”

You ask me if I’m afraid.

And oddly, I’m not.

“No, actually. Because… Whatever happens to me when you close the cover… You can always open the book up again, right?” and that’s when the answer hits me, the realization jolting me to stand again. “That’s it, isn’t it? You can open it back up. The words won’t change, but I’ll still be here. You can meet me all over again, and I can meet you, and everything we have will come back.”

It’s raining now, and the clouds have merged together, and in them, for the first time… I see you.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life.

You’re crying, but it’s quiet, and maybe that was the sound of your tears hitting paper.

I realize that we don’t have a lot of time.

“Listen- before it’s all over- I want you to know that everything, all of this… Even being over, it was worth it. It was worth it to meet you, to get to know you. Even if when you close that cover and I disappear- it was all worth it. I love you.”

You love me too, I know it, I can feel it, just like for a moment I can feel what it would be like to hold your hand.

There is a very long pause, and I realize you’re prolonging what has to happen.

“You can do it.”

For the first time, you have to be the hero. You have to close the book so we can keep going. And I believe in you.

The sky gets darker, slowly, but then it gets light again, and your face is still up in those clouds. You open your mouth and for the first time I HEAR you, not just feel what you’re saying or understand you in my own head, your voice comes through the pages in your world and into the reality of mine, and it reverberates and I can hear every little nuance, down to the hitch from you crying.

“I’ll never forget you,” you say. “I’ll come back soon.”

The end.

SOMEONE DID AND NOW IM EMOTIONAL

[A-Man]

From the movie the A-team

Damn leechers.... they are everywhere leeching everything =_=

[Dr. Time]

From the movie the A-team

Damn leechers.... they are everywhere leeching everything =_=

Lolz,maybe the movie was made in your memory xP

[Marko pro]

later i was outspeeded by some guys

.....38 km/h, when suddenly Usain Bolt, Yohan Blake and Justin Gatlin show up and outspeed you. Douchebags....

[Dr. Time]

WHAT THE SH*T!!

Date of Birth: Hidden (1 years old)

See for yourself,>>Here<<

[Electric2Shock]

I have seen that case in the IcyBoards community forums. A member named JeTa has the same joke.

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack .