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[Dr. Time]

When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.

[LutiChris]

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute.
We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
And the human race is filled with passion. So medicine, law, business, engineering... these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life.
But poetry, beauty, romance, love... these are what we stay alive for.

[Dr. Time]

I love going through old LFE threads a lot.
Here is a quote from the Mafia thread.
It made me lawl so here it is anyway.
Right after naruto hyuuga won through the "Apocalypsis" role after Phil used facepalm. (I think some of you guys still remember, I
hope so, at least)

(Quote from pg 102)

After effects-

I rather believe that Ramond just makes up the Apoc-role differently each game; keeps things interesting

^ says someone who abandoned this thread.

^ Says the one who messed up the sure win for citizens.

^ Agreed argh

^^ says the one who cares me messing up the win for you guys
^ says the one who agrees to the guy who cares about me messing up the win for you guys

Beat that!

^says the one who tries to beat the one who agrees to the guy who cares about him messing up the win for those guys

^^ I has banhammorzorgz. Your argument is invalid.

@^ & ^^ & ^^^ & ^^^^ & ^^^^^ & ^^^^^^
I'M A MUFFIN

ALL ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID.

Yes..Magnamancy spoiler'd it originally


Well played, Magnamancy. Well played.

[LutiChris]

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

[Electric2Shock]

Continuous farting for six years and nine months would create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.

[Dr. Time]

i got face picture and standing animation

Nice
I got a lamborghini

nice can i burrow it?

This actually made me laugh so worth a mention here :P

[LutiChris]

Don't let others put thoughts into your mind that takes away your self-confidence.

[Dr. Time]

I swear this is a true story.
I made poems for my crush. My crush appreciated my talents and asked me to make poems for her crush.
I literally got Shakespearzoned.

[LutiChris]

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.

[Dr. Time]

Teenager(Noun)-

Someone Who Is Well-Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse But Not Ready For Today's Maths Test...