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jaderkinss Wrote:Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.
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Katori Hall Wrote:Don't let others put thoughts into your mind that takes away your self-confidence.
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Quote:A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Quote:I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.
-She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.
I said, Wow!
Then her friend said, She means 6663629.
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Red Piper Wrote:Carnival of souls got green lit. I'd like to thank Nicholas Prouten, Jonathan Wong, and Alex Villegas for their professionalism.
Special thanks to Harry Waters, Ian Murphy (that's me!), Jeff Petion, and Edward Echavez for the concept art. This was Insomnium Eye's first commissioned work since HFO, and I couldn't be prouder. May the road ahead be as fruitful.
got paid in pizza, it was tasty^^
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