LFE-the funny story

[Bamboori]

Hi everyone!
I think its time for a third story it will be a funny one. pm me or post here if you want to be in.The chars should fit to the present

Actually every chapter will have a header so don't worry about the title

[SirFrog]

Allright.

Name:
Sir Frog

Appearance:
A humanoid who has a frog head and a (mostly) human body, it´s just his big frog-ish feet who´s different.
About 167 cm tall, wears black shoes, brown trousers, a dark-green shirt and a dark-brown leather belt. Wears a huge two-hand, golden-colored sword by his side, which he swings with one hand.

Background and Personality:
A relaxed, being who does not seems to be able to talk. (He does, once a year or so...) He had difficulties in life when he was thrown into this world, but has gotten over them now. He tends to do croak-sounds when he want to point something out.

Since it´s a funny LF-story
Humor kind:
The somewhat bizarre humor style of Monty Python is his favorite, but likes most things anyway.

EDIT: @Bamboori: Yeah, sure!

[sadbhav]

Name: Gorgon

Appearance: Is a positively huge man, Wears a red jacket and brown jeans. Has a huge hammer with some powers.

Pesonality: He is very kind, talkative and a little clumsy. He also laughs very much. Laughs at most jokes except a few. Has a loud booming laughs for aoesum jokes but chukles otherwise.

[Bamboori]

uhm, have to change the profiles a bit so they fit better... "

@sirforg: would it be okay if your char is an always serious, pessimistic one?

@sadbhav: would it be okay if your char is, uhm, very silly and laughs at everything?

@both: of course you can make new chars, or you disagree (which would be kinda bad, cause then i would have to rethink the story).

of course you can agree, too!

well, Sir Frog, Gorgon and the char i will create will be the protagonists.

of course you can still join, since every story contains subchars!

oh and if someone wants to be evil, i'm pretty sure that i could arrange that ^^

edit: ok, sirfrog gave me his ok, now its up to you, sadbhav ^^

[sadbhav]

Fine wih that, but remember the size though

[Bamboori]

good, thanks

I'll release the third char:

Name: Merrick
Age: about 150
Background and Personality: He is a senile old man who uses magic (or at least he tries to ). He wears an old, labbery, dark-brown coat.
He has a very bizarre kind of humor, cause he laughs at things and a sec later he forgot about what

well, since we have all 3 mainchars, i will release at least the header of the first chapter:

A WALK TO THE SUPERMARKET

[sadbhav]

XD walk to supermarket...
ooooh.. I finally get to be a main char

[snorsorbet]

I like the idea... Hmmmmmhmhm... Here is my char:

Name: DR Dab
Appearence: Like an ordinary cartoon proffesor; white lab rock, round and big glasses, black Einstein hair and a nice pair of black pants
Personality: Common evil proffesor. He is kinda cliché and his laugh is shrill. He is überserious and has a tendency to get into embarrassing situations. He tries to be evil, but his friends are too kind for such stuff.
Fighting technique: Throw bottles of acids / poisons he has invented by himself... However, they seem to turn against him when he needs them :P

[Bamboori]

good one will be in

[Bamboori]

so, here is the prologue:

warning: it is a bit dirty, so please read it just when you are old enough^^


At 9 am Sir Frog woke up."Phew, that was a long night", he thought, "with all the girls and the beer...WAIT! Where am I ?!" He looked around. He was lying in a bed that was definitely a girl's one - caught onto it with some plush handcuffs."Damn, maybe I shouldn't have drunk so much beer..."
He noticed something lying next to him. After a closer look he saw it was a slip - a huge slip, so huge that he could have gone through it if he had wanted (which was definitely not the case). Then he heard the sound of a shower and someone's singing:"Yesterday I caught a frog, and he humped me like a dog..." Sir Frog gulped. How should he get out of this situation? The handcuffs where so tight that he couldn't get rid of them, so he would had to take the whole bed with him to flee... But was that
the problem? No.
As the girl prepared to go back into her room, she heard the sound of a breaking wall. And the sound of a bed being carried.