Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[no one]

Wish granted. Then after that, hdfsahfcukxahucx start killing you.
IW I have a brand new car.

[sadbhav]

Wish Granted. You see a large button on the car, not knowing what it was, you press it. Immidietly it turns into a jet and goes beyond super sonic speed and after sometime beyond the speed of light, when the fuel gets over, the car lands down. Your body was never found since.

IW that............(secret)

[no one]

WI granted. But you die a few day later for keeping secret.
IW I know what am I wishing

[sadbhav]

Wish granted but as soon as you come to know, you get a brain tumor and die

[SirFrog]

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Analyzing wish...Failed!Error=previousposter/wish.wsh not found!
Initializing wish sequence...Success!
I wish for more RAM to my computer

[sadbhav]

Wish granted. ROM is taken away
IW THAT THIS WASN'T IN CAPS

[no one]

Wish granted but they'll become tiny dot.
IW I'm god.

[SirFrog]

You are good, since you spell bad. And the twist makes you spell bad forever.
Yes i know what you REALLY meant XD

I wish that my computer would not freak out all the time.

[no one]

Wish granted but your computer can explode any time.

I wish I was immortal.

[sadbhav]

wish granted. but then you become ''no one'' XDDD HAHAHA LOL ROLF!!! (ok I know, bad pun)