Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[SirFrog]

It does, but then you tink you´re mad and you take suicide.


I wish that the twist of this wish is that an elephant jumps on me.

[killer freeze]

the elephants jump on you are you are so flat

i wish that my wish has no twist so that the wish i wish for got no twist of the wishes i made has no twist fo the wish

[Lauli]

Wish granted, your grammar fails that you get an F in english and you have to repeat that class

I wish the next poster is inteligent enough NOT to post here (so the next one after me is an idiot)

[SirFrog]

I am, but i PRETEND to be stupid and posts anyway. And your computer blows up.


I wish that infinity is not infinite

[snorsorbet]

it isn't, but when u discover it, ur brain violently explodes due to too much thinking about it, so u can't share it

I wish that there was a letter that sounded "NG" (like in gaNG)

[Silverthorn]

There is a letter (thanks to the phonetic alphabet) but, unfortunately, it isn't usd on daily writing in the English-speaking nations.

I wish there was a style of music I'm not getting down on

[stence]

there is a music that you are gong down on and your brain explodes like popcorn

i wish i set a bomb on the next poster (it means when you post the next post your computer will EXPLODE)

[Som1Lse]

okay but then it got reflected by johns shield and get rebounded hits you wohoo

I wish that i can post in danish in this forum and this wish is not granted with a twist

[SirFrog]

You can post in danish, but no twist thing:

Very well, since that goes against the laws of physics, the entire universe is destroyed.

I wish that i could eat a new cookie.

[Som1Lse]

okay but the cookie was suicede cookie so you died instantly
now i wish i can fly