Steal one thing from the person above you

[snorsorbet]

I steal your left eye, your pants and your haircolor. Then I throw it into a nearby lake. After that, I come back, steal your shirt, and throw it into the lake too.
I am so0o0o evil!mwahahahah

[sadbhav]

I steal u and throw u away into the lake

[Hypermodder]

I steal your rep and your postcount and give it to the Admins!

[sadbhav]

I steal it back

[speedthief]

i steal your right eye

[Silverthorn]

Thou wilt soon realizest that thy monitore hath been removed.

[Reaper]

well, I steal your keyboard and your mouse. Thats even worse.
wait, what did I do? I stole an admins keyboard.
Wait, I steal your monitor AND your mouse AND your keyboard. So you won't know who it was.

[Lauli]

I steal your secret brick-depot.

I know you have one.

[sadbhav]

I steal your.....dot

[speedthief]

i steal your CPU