Posts: 813
Threads: 17
Joined: Mar 2009
I'm so frustated, that i just kill everybody I see.
item: a frustrated and dangerous reaper swinging his scythe.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 723
Threads: 29
Joined: Apr 2008
I defend myself.
Item: Lightsaber 
FOLLOW THE RULES!
Rule 1: English only (+10%, 1 week)
The forum is a meeting place for people from any nation to talk and have fun. Therefore, to ensure that everybody is able to participate and understand you, please stick to English with proper spelling and grammar.
Rule 2: Think before posting (+10%, 2 weeks)
Spam (posts that contain literally no useful information at all), off-topic discussion, gravedigs (posting in threads that have been inactive for several weeks) or generally senseless posts (posts that are hard or impossible to understand) of any form won't be accepted.
If you want to ask questions, search the Mainsite ( http://www.lf-empire.de) or the forums first to check if your enquiry has been answered elsewhere.
Rule 3: Etiquette (+30%, 2 weeks)
Generally, common sense applies here. Do not offend, harass, curse, show disrespect, or be rude towards anyone. Newcomers shall be treated, like anybody else, with respect.
Additionally, sexual or illegal content (such as pirated software, plagiarisms) are not allowed and will immediately be removed.
Rule 4: No multi-accounting (+40%, 1 month)
You may only have one single account on LFE. Bans will be allotted upon disregard.
Rule 5: Follow posting guidelines (+10%, 2 weeks)
- As LFE offers you to select differently colored themes, submitting posts with excessive color formatting is strongly prohibited as it possibly makes it hard to read them in other themes.
- If you submit an excerpt from .dat-files, use [code=dc]Your code here[/code] for clear presentation.
- Use descriptive titles when posting a thread. “Help” does not tell a whole lot.
- Click the [Solved]-button when a thread of yours has been cleared of your problems.
Rule 6: Follow profile guidelines (+10%, 2 weeks)
- Please keep your signatures under 150 pixels in size, including text. Refrain from using animated pictures as they can take longer to load on some computers. Using sounds or anything which interferes with the forum layout is forbidden.
- Do not upload avatars larger than 100 KB.
Rule 7: No backseat moderating (+10%, 1 week)
If you feel that a person has broken one of the above rules, please use the report-button located under each post. You may write the user a personal message (PM) but do not post in the respective thread to inform about the violation.
Grand Fonic Hymn - Orchestral Arrangement. Arranged by me. I promise it's not horribad.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 629
Threads: 14
Joined: May 2008
the scythe is cut into half
item: a broken sword is a more dangerous weapon....so is a scythe...
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 478
Threads: 21
Joined: Apr 2008
However, some scientists found out how to make antimatter and used it to disintegrate the broken scythe, thus creating a rather large bang.
Item: Antimatter explosion.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 629
Threads: 14
Joined: May 2008
and the universe is created!!! (O_o)
item: big bang
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 723
Threads: 29
Joined: Apr 2008
Only problem is, this new universe is made up of antimatter, so we are forced to escape, which I do easily.
Item: Antimatter universe
FOLLOW THE RULES!
Rule 1: English only (+10%, 1 week)
The forum is a meeting place for people from any nation to talk and have fun. Therefore, to ensure that everybody is able to participate and understand you, please stick to English with proper spelling and grammar.
Rule 2: Think before posting (+10%, 2 weeks)
Spam (posts that contain literally no useful information at all), off-topic discussion, gravedigs (posting in threads that have been inactive for several weeks) or generally senseless posts (posts that are hard or impossible to understand) of any form won't be accepted.
If you want to ask questions, search the Mainsite ( http://www.lf-empire.de) or the forums first to check if your enquiry has been answered elsewhere.
Rule 3: Etiquette (+30%, 2 weeks)
Generally, common sense applies here. Do not offend, harass, curse, show disrespect, or be rude towards anyone. Newcomers shall be treated, like anybody else, with respect.
Additionally, sexual or illegal content (such as pirated software, plagiarisms) are not allowed and will immediately be removed.
Rule 4: No multi-accounting (+40%, 1 month)
You may only have one single account on LFE. Bans will be allotted upon disregard.
Rule 5: Follow posting guidelines (+10%, 2 weeks)
- As LFE offers you to select differently colored themes, submitting posts with excessive color formatting is strongly prohibited as it possibly makes it hard to read them in other themes.
- If you submit an excerpt from .dat-files, use [code=dc]Your code here[/code] for clear presentation.
- Use descriptive titles when posting a thread. “Help” does not tell a whole lot.
- Click the [Solved]-button when a thread of yours has been cleared of your problems.
Rule 6: Follow profile guidelines (+10%, 2 weeks)
- Please keep your signatures under 150 pixels in size, including text. Refrain from using animated pictures as they can take longer to load on some computers. Using sounds or anything which interferes with the forum layout is forbidden.
- Do not upload avatars larger than 100 KB.
Rule 7: No backseat moderating (+10%, 1 week)
If you feel that a person has broken one of the above rules, please use the report-button located under each post. You may write the user a personal message (PM) but do not post in the respective thread to inform about the violation.
Grand Fonic Hymn - Orchestral Arrangement. Arranged by me. I promise it's not horribad.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 629
Threads: 14
Joined: May 2008
it transforms (O_o) into anti-antimatter universe (O_o o_O)
item: anti-antimatter universe
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 891
Threads: 16
Joined: Mar 2008
But, it is impossible to transform anti-matter into anti-anti-matter, since it does not exist (as far as we know today (if you don't see it as "normal" matter))
Item: knowledge
I did this to you for obvious reasons. You have just wasted a lot of time. Congratulations.
Still with the same joke? ;D - Simoneon
TITLE: a idea
make cave for bear?
Thanks given by:
Posts: 629
Threads: 14
Joined: May 2008
but what we talked about so far....not many of the things made sense....
item: Fiction
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
Thanks given by:
Posts: 891
Threads: 16
Joined: Mar 2008
You are right, nothing of this makes sense.
But oh, from now on this is an online documentary!
Item: Online documentary
I did this to you for obvious reasons. You have just wasted a lot of time. Congratulations.
Still with the same joke? ;D - Simoneon
TITLE: a idea
make cave for bear?
Thanks given by:
|
Chat
Discord
