The 8-ball-Guru

[no one]

Question: Why would people start copying Nave style?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: What the...?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: Hey answer the question!
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Ya want a piece of me, eh?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: f**ck you
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: What? No, I didn't mean that I'll really do it.
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: What? My butt?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: why?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Did I mention I hate you.
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: That it! I quite.
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Get of my face.
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: *gun-shot-sound*
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: What? You'r dead, man.
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Nevermind.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

[skelguardian]

Question: will I achieve something in my life?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: f***, so I'll become a complete nobody!?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: But I won't achieve anything..?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Well.. I was hoping u did.
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: But I thought u knew everything!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Than answer the FREAKING QUESTION!
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Ok, now you're just pissing me off!
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: DUDE! just stfu if nothing usefull comes out!
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: b*tch..
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

lol, I love this so much :d

[sadbhav]

just so you know, I DO have flash installed

[skelguardian]

Question: Why am I so bored..?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Hey! That's not an answer to my question...
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Don't act like a 'wise' guy again..
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Hah, ur scared of me?
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: Huh? How.. What the..?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: HEY! I'm not a perv.. u.. perv!
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: I DO!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: I think I know myself better than u do!
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Omg.. U gotta be kidding me.. If u know so much about me.. when is my birthday then?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Wtf? I do have a birthday, u know..
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Hmm, the first sign of truth coming out of your.. thing..
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Outlook good what? Tjeez.. U think high of urself, don't u?
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Haha, retard...
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Wow.. U really are a retard, aren't u?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: But u just said.. wtf? Game? What game? I didn't know we were playing a game!
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: What things? Things like not telling me u were playing a game..?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: WAIT FOR WHAT?!
Guru's answer: No.

Question: NO!??.. Dude! Ur pissing me off again!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: Wow.. Ur a little brat, aren't u!
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: That's what I thought..
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Well.. It seems we both do.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.



Question: Last question: Do u actually like ur life as an 8Ball?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Mmm.. Poor thing..
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Whatever.. I was just showing some sympathy..
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Yah, we all know that by now..
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Wow.. I'm really bored =D

[no one]

Question: Why can't sadbhav play this
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: How old exactly?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Why am I talikng to you again?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: tell me now.
Guru's answer: No.

Question: How about now?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: what?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Damn you.
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: Are you gay?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: So you're the same as Obama?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

[TheNave]

Question: You really know everything?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.
Question: huh? That was a yes-no question.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.
Question: So why didn't you answer with yes or no?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.
Question: Dude, that makes no sense...
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.
Question: 'kay, so do you really know everything?
Guru's answer: Yes.
Question: Finally, why didn't you say that before?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.
Question: What? Wait again? Wait for what?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.
Question: Duh! Your answers are always the same...
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.
Question: But they really are!
Guru's answer: My reply is no.
Question: But my reply is Yes
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.
Question: I know what I'm replying, don't I?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.
Question: What the hell? Did you just insult me?
Guru's answer: Most likely.
Question: Can't you just f*** OFF YOU f***ing... THING!
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.
Question: Hell crap, just answer something usefull!
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.
Question: So that means you can't answer usefull things?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.
Question: Ha! I knew it!
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!
Question: Wha..? How? sh*t, how did you know that? You really know everything...
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.
Question: You really know everything?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.
Question: Pff, that's boring
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.
Question: Yap, I will... but I'm quitting for now....
Cya dude!
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!
Question: Damn... you know what I wanted to do...
Guru's answer: It is certain.
Question: Bb and die in hell
Guru's answer: Forget about it.
Question: pff
Guru's answer: Who knows?
Question: You know
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.
Question: I'm leaving now, finnaly
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.
Question: Did you just say that I can't leave you now?
Guru's answer: It is certain.
Question: So what about....
...now?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.
Question: ...now?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.
Question: When the hell can I leave?
Guru's answer: Most likely.
Question: huh? That was a yes-no question.
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!
Question: What the hell? That was 5 minutes before...
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.
Question: I sh*t on your game!
Guru's answer: My reply is no.
Question: Then I'm going to piss on it
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!
Question: Ya, ya, we all know that I'm a pervert already...
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.
Question: So I'm not?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.
Question: Ha! Owned, cya!
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...
Question:
Guru's answer: Who knows?
Question: You answer to a non-asked question?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.
Question: DUH! f*** you BP, your f***ing thing f***ing makes f***ing no sense and that's a f***ing waste of time!
Guru's answer: Most likely.

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Question: Damn, I clicked on "Clear this field" instead of "Submit" at my first question '
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: No, it's true... That button was just closer to my question, so I clicked it....
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Yes, what?
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Hm? Your answers are still messed up!
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: Pff, it's true dude, you answer like a piece of sh*t!
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Wait for what? Again this makes no sense!
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Damn, that really sucks...
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: '
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: Well... I think I have to doublepost if I want to post my result now...
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: What the hell? That makes even less sense than before!
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: Ha! you answered the same thing 2 times in a row! Selfowned!
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: My reply is Yes
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: yes...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Dah... I just can't talk to you...
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: I need a real person to talk with...
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Once again, I don't care about your reply
Guru's answer: No.

Question: yes
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yes...
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: yes...!
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: no...!!
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Ohhh... a new answer... great^^
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: But it was new!
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Yes
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Once again something new!
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: That's old
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: No and btw. do you remember the game? You just lost it.
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: I beat you with your own weapons... MWHAHA
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: MWHAHAHAHA
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Yap, so let's stop talking...
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: now...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: I said NOW!
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Cya
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

[~Dome~]

Question: I like the new answers.
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!
Question: you can´t even see my eyes.
Guru's answer: Don´t bet on it.

o_O

[Lauli]

My age?
Yes.

[Alectric]

i cant see it, and i have flash i think. could someone please tell me what exactly is wrong or what i am to install and where to get it?

[Evil Sonidow]

Over 9000~