Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[Alectric]

granted:
PAZZAM!!! (clicky)

i wish i was no longer in shreds again, and was immune to the aura and could get back onto my duck and get back to destroying the world

[sadbhav]

The duck teleports you to another dimention and you get rip..... well you kno the rest... (YAYZ!!! THANKS FOR THAT ALEC!!!!11!!)

I wish that alec was sitting on an galapagos lion

[Alectric]

granted
but hold on a second, that lion looks awfully like...GALAPAGOS DUCK!!!
he came back disguised as a lion. but now he is back to his normal self, huge, me on his back, and destroying things.

i wish for a giant bowl of duck food, because galapagus duck is getting tired of eating humans

[snorsorbet]

Uhm....
I put you in a bowl. As you aren't human, the galapagos duck likes to eat you , and therefore eats you.
(wish granted)

I wish that Alec could get eaten again!

[Alectric]

granted
i come out the backside of galapagos duck, whole, where i am eaten again. the twist is that i dont taste good. after the 23rd time of gettting eaten,

i wish that galapagos duck would stop destroying the world, and become inanimate and fit into my pocket, and wish for another wish!

[sadbhav]

the ultimate powers of galapagos duck swing into action and you bekome a GALAPAGOS MONKEYZZ OH NOEZ!!!! (wish granted)

I dont wish a wish

[Alectric]

granted...
but the sheer bewilderment as too what you said causes a black hole to form and sucks you in. just you.

i wish i wasnt galapagos monkey anymore.

[Reaper]

you aren't. You are a galapagos elefant.
I wish my wish casts a paradoxon that destroys the world.

[snorsorbet]

Wish granted... But the Galapagos Elephant turns back into a Galapagos duck ! (?)

I wish that the Galapagos duck wouldn't approach me so fiercely

[Alectric]

wait a sec...now i am confused, first i was monkey with duck, then elephant, now i am galapagos duck?
WTF MAN!?!?
btw granted
but now that there are 2 galapagos ducks, (me an my galapagos duck) your wish only effects one of us, so the other one continues to approach you fiercly, so fiercly in fact, that you spontaniously explode due to fear.

i wish for a SAMICH!