Steal one thing from the person above you

[3rdEnemy]

Damn snorbert i don't want to be 2nd Enemy! Post in this topic so i can steal 1st Enemy back!!! Anyway I steal speedthief's post so I can steal the Twisted Pile of Metal and Glass of Time. Then I let Chuck Norris roundhouse kick the time itself(he was killing time anyway). Damn now the Twisted Pile of Metal and Glass of Time is useless... Why did i steal it?

[snorsorbet]

I steal this word:

snorbert

Why?
Because it essentially means Snot-Tim in swedish. Snor means snot and Bert is a swedish name .

[3rdEnemy]

yay you posted i steal 1st Enemy back from you and then, become 3rd Enemy again, after which i sell 1st and 2nd Enemy so you can't steal them again.

[speedthief]

I steal your enemies so that you don't have enemies anymore!

[Magnamancy]

I steal confusion!
Now anyone who reads the above 3 posts or so and can't logically
follow and understand the progression of topics will be
Spontaneously Removed by the Universe itself!

[snorsorbet]

I can understand them...
... and as I hasn't been "Spontaneously Removed by the Universe itself!" you must be a liar

I steal Magnamancy's vacuum cleaner. And lol, 3rd enemy, you are such a fool
You sold 1st and 2nd enemy to me!
So I put them into the vacuum cleaner, degrading them as 1st and 2nd sidekick. So now you are the 1st enemy! Mwahaha!

[3rdEnemy]

You fool I sold you the decoys as I was sure you wont let them go HAHA, but since i sold them I am 1st Enemy of you now
AND NOW I STEAL YOUR SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheNave]

I steal Snot-Tim's Socks from 3rdEnemy... HAH! They're MINE!11

[Alectric]

i steal the socks from nave, and burn them by casting them into a giant furnace, then blowing up the furnace with 100 missles, and remains from the furnace is thrown into a bigger furnace, which is then blown up with another 100 missles, and then burried 100 miles under the ocean.
then, one hundred years later, the remains, or what's left of it is uncovered, but thrown into a rocket, and shot of into deep space, where it is sucked through a black hole.

btw, i win

[3rdEnemy]

I let Chuck Norris roundhouse kick the time itself(he was killing time anyway).

there is no time Chuck killed it. so there can't be no one hundred years later!!! But since there is no time you couldn't have done anything which require time. I steal your sanity.