The 8-ball-Guru

[3rdEnemy]

Question: Guru can you ever be trusted?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Something to think about...

[Ramond]

Question: So I guess BP is back from his trip!
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: You just can't stand the fact you said something else!
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Anyways, he's back and we will party your failure.
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

8-ball guru is the totalest failure

[Silverthorn]

Question: Need an update?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: I take this as a "yes".
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: So you want to stay old 'n' rusty like you are now?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: *sigh* you seem to have issues today, don't you?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: So anyways, back to the initial problem: Update - yes or no?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: Tomorrow?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Well hooray. New work for me I guess. Any suggestions?

[Ramond]

Yes. As of now, chance of getting yes/no answer is 50%, the other 50% is taken up by random answers which are neither yes or no.

So you should increase it to like 80%, and fix the "What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" question

[3rdEnemy]

turn this: "What is the answer to everything?"
to this: "What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" this is the question from the movie/book.

[Som1Lse]

Or any sentence with answer, life, universe and everything included.

And what is this. Do you know how it happened?

[3rdEnemy]

And what is this. Do you know how it happened?

What are you talking about?
EDIT: Damn!

[Silverthorn]

Question: Guru! Have you been updated?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Have fun

[vandesdelca]

he/she's getting more stupid!!!!

his/her stupidity (Click to View)

Question: are you stupid?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: 1+1=...?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: haha! you're stupid! it has nothing to do with homosexual!
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: oh yea? 2+2=...?
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: you're getting more stupid guru
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: i knows! cus you've got new answers and the percentage of your yes no answer increased! and that means you can only answer yes or no for most question!
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: 2 x 4 +5=...?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: wind? math? are you really getting stupid?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: then answer this>> 3 x 3=...?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: BP, why did you made him/her so stupid ?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

[Ramond]

vandesdelca you plainly fail. You must ask him nicely.

Question: Can you answer me everything of that story of the alien's life who got lost in the universe?
Guru's answer: 42

Question: The next question is of utter importance in my life as I'm a verdict of the universe. Really everything is affected by this. Can you answer this correctly: 130*0.3+sqrt(9) equals what?
Guru's answer: 42