Interrogate Simon, Uncomfortably

[Ramond]

UPDATE ASK SIMON

http://www.lf-empire.de/forum/showthread...#pid194195




(Elias' thread gave me some kind of idea.)

Whenever you're bored, you can come post a question.
Whenever I'm bored, I'll come check this thread and answer.

In this thread you can ask me any kinds of question about me or anything. Just anything.

Rules apply:
*) No spin-off threads! I don't want to see "Ask xxx" threads all over the forum games.
*) Only a max of 3 questions per post, and no double posting.
*) The difference between this thread and PM is that everybody can view the questions and answers.
*) I don't have to answer all the questions.
*) I don't have to answer all the questions correctly.
*) *sigh* I didn't want to do this but INTERNET MEMÉS ARE IGNORED FROM NOW ON.

Ask away. I'll be waiting.

[Lauli]

Why are most of the Jeans blue?

[Silverthorn]

Is there a correlation between 42, Sparta, and Chuck Norris?

[Ramond]

Lauli:
Because blue gives the feeling of safety (despite the Bluescreen of Death), welcomeness and all this sh*t, it makes you feel easier in general. So the fabricants make it blue so that when people see them, they feel delighted and are more likely to buy it.

(I know I'm talking random stuff but that is the point of this thread if I don't know something. ;D)

Blue Phoenix:
Yes, they are all internet memes.

[SirFrog]

Hm, are there a connection between the spoon and the cake, both assumed not to exist? (except for the fact that you generally eat cake with spoons)

[3rdEnemy]

Where did epic fail come to everyday use?
EDIT: Did SirFrog mean spoon from matrix and cake from portal?
Nice

[Ramond]

Hm, are there a connection between the spoon and the cake, both assumed not to exist? (except for the fact that you generally eat cake with spoons)

Yes, both were created by mankind. Your second statement is, contrary to popular belief, completely utterly nonsense. There is proof and there are pictures of spoons and cakes.

Where did epic fail come to everyday use?
EDIT: Did SirFrog mean spoon from matrix and cake from portal?
Nice

In all the places where people do something they think they could actually do but in reality can not.

No, he generally means any spoon and any cake.

[Silverthorn]

Is there hypocrisy on the interwebz?

[Ramond]

Is there hypocrisy on the interwebz?

More than you think.

[SirFrog]

In the 4th Edition of Dungeons & Dragons, is it really true that it won't be any fun if you don't buy the expansion Forgotten Realms compared to without it?