Blue Phoenix: Okay, I'll go in first.
Bleu Phoenix slowly opens the door and peeks inside.
Bamboori: Well?
Blue Phoenix: It stinks.
Drahcir: No trap?
Blue Phoenix: I can't see anything except...
Blue Phoenix goes inside.
Blue Phoenix: ...except spiderwebs... darn! I got caught!
The others enter the building.
Phil: Whoa, it looks like this house was abandoned for centuries!
SirFrog: But the body isn't that old.
Bamboori goes to examine the body.
Bamboori: There are weird... bite marks on it.
Nave: Truly strange. Haven't seen anything like it before.
Bamboori: Could it be those of... spiders?
Nave: Quite possibly.
Bamboori: That means there's more than just a giant spider.
Blue Phoenix finds a chest.
Blue Phoenix: Hooray!
Blue Phoenix opens the chest. He finds nothing.
Blue Phoenix: Nay!
SirFrog looks around.
SirFrog: Are we sure this isn't some kind of trap?
Nave: At the moment it doesn't look like it, no. We're too late for the trap.
SirFrog: Then somebody must have been here before us.
Drahcir: Yes, this half-eaten dude on the floor.
SirFrog: I don't think so. Why didn't the spiders or whatever started this feast eat him completely?
Phil: Maybe they weren't hungry anymore?
SirFrog: No... somebody came and drove them away.
Blue Phoenix: That's possible. But that means we're not the only ones here.
Nave: So we could get some help, even if just a little?
Blue Phoenix: If we find them, I assume it were more people, and if we're not too late, then possibly...
Phil: Let's hope they don't turn out to be banditos.
Bamboori: Ack.
Drahcir: I've checked everything, there's nothing of worth left in this building.
SirFrog: Then I suggest we move on.
And so it happens. The party leaves the cottage with a funny feeling in every member's stomach.
Bamboori: Now here's the cave.
Blue Phoenix: We don't have any light.
Phil: No worries, there should be torches all the way inside...
SirFrog: Why that?
Phil: To mark the safe way through the cave. For all those civilians.
Drahcir: Ah right. Let's go in then.
And they enter the dark dephts of the cave.
They walk for just about a minute when they come to a branch. Either left or right.
Blue Phoenix: There are torches in both directions, what the fudge?!
Phil: Weird. There should only be torches one way.
SirFrog: So tell us which way is the right one.
Phil: I never went through here, I only heard of all this.
Drahcir: Great. So it's a 50-50 deal. What do we plead?
Left, right or back?
Book of Knowledge
It's midday. (2:45 PM)
The sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky.
Bleu Phoenix slowly opens the door and peeks inside.
Bamboori: Well?
Blue Phoenix: It stinks.
Drahcir: No trap?
Blue Phoenix: I can't see anything except...
Blue Phoenix goes inside.
Blue Phoenix: ...except spiderwebs... darn! I got caught!
The others enter the building.
Phil: Whoa, it looks like this house was abandoned for centuries!
SirFrog: But the body isn't that old.
Bamboori goes to examine the body.
Bamboori: There are weird... bite marks on it.
Nave: Truly strange. Haven't seen anything like it before.
Bamboori: Could it be those of... spiders?
Nave: Quite possibly.
Bamboori: That means there's more than just a giant spider.
Blue Phoenix finds a chest.
Blue Phoenix: Hooray!
Blue Phoenix opens the chest. He finds nothing.
Blue Phoenix: Nay!
SirFrog looks around.
SirFrog: Are we sure this isn't some kind of trap?
Nave: At the moment it doesn't look like it, no. We're too late for the trap.
SirFrog: Then somebody must have been here before us.
Drahcir: Yes, this half-eaten dude on the floor.
SirFrog: I don't think so. Why didn't the spiders or whatever started this feast eat him completely?
Phil: Maybe they weren't hungry anymore?
SirFrog: No... somebody came and drove them away.
Blue Phoenix: That's possible. But that means we're not the only ones here.
Nave: So we could get some help, even if just a little?
Blue Phoenix: If we find them, I assume it were more people, and if we're not too late, then possibly...
Phil: Let's hope they don't turn out to be banditos.
Bamboori: Ack.
Drahcir: I've checked everything, there's nothing of worth left in this building.
SirFrog: Then I suggest we move on.
And so it happens. The party leaves the cottage with a funny feeling in every member's stomach.
Bamboori: Now here's the cave.
Blue Phoenix: We don't have any light.
Phil: No worries, there should be torches all the way inside...
SirFrog: Why that?
Phil: To mark the safe way through the cave. For all those civilians.
Drahcir: Ah right. Let's go in then.
And they enter the dark dephts of the cave.
They walk for just about a minute when they come to a branch. Either left or right.
Blue Phoenix: There are torches in both directions, what the fudge?!
Phil: Weird. There should only be torches one way.
SirFrog: So tell us which way is the right one.
Phil: I never went through here, I only heard of all this.
Drahcir: Great. So it's a 50-50 deal. What do we plead?
Left, right or back?
Book of Knowledge
It's midday. (2:45 PM)
The sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky.
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