Intellichat

[Som1Lse]

I recently discovered this website.

I looked a bit at their hosting plans clicked the sign up and clicked the red X and that chat poped up.

I clicked no and found this website.

I decided to try out the chat for fun.

It turned out to an interesting discussion about the answer to life the universe and everything.

So yeah.

Try it out and post your chats.

[Silverthorn]

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Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Isabella

Isabella Says:Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what's made us Award Winning Web Hosts, so just this once we would like to offer you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting plan. To take advantage of this last minute offer just CLICK HERE

Isabella Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:oh noez

Isabella Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Isabella Says:Today only I can offer you this special 20% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:I want to buy it next week only

Isabella Says:Ok but remember this is a limited time offer which is only available Today through this chat. To take advantage of this before its too late just CLICK HERE

You:rawr

Isabella Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 20% discount?

You:actually... nope :P

Isabella Says:Remember this 20% discount is only available today.

You:gr8

Isabella Says:Okay great, To receive your 20% discount on our unlimited plan just CLICK HERE

You:yeh, later

Isabella Says:Ok... Just CLICK HERE then to get your $3.95 a month Hosting package.

You:I FRIGGIN SAID LATER!

Isabella Says:Ok but remember this is a limited time offer which is only available Today through this chat. To take advantage of this before its too late just CLICK HERE

You:I don't want to see any "click here" crap, okay?

Isabella Says:If you have a pop-up blocker on, try holding down Ctrl and CLICK HERE

You:...

Isabella Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:lol

Isabella Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

You:tadah

You:THANK YOU!

You:wow

You:finally

You:thank you

You:captain

You:obvious

You:for

You:being

You:faster

You:than

You:the

You:speed

You:of

You:STUPID!

Isabella Says:Why are you saying that i'm only trying to help you. If you change your mind and would like your 20% discount just CLICK HERE

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YES!

[Som1Lse]

Nice one.

My agent chat (Click to View)

Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Megan

Megan Says:Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what's made us Award Winning Web Hosts, so just this once we would like to offer you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting plan. To take advantage of this last minute offer just CLICK HERE

Megan Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:Hi

Megan Says:Hi my name is Megan thanks for visiting Just Host today!

Megan Says:Is there anything I can help you with? Or if you would like to check out our last minute 20% discount, please CLICK HERE!

You:Is just host the best website hosting ever?

Megan Says:Nice try but I'm sorry this is the greatest deal I can offer you!. To take advantage of this One-Time Discount CLICK HERE

You:Wov thats realy something but can you give me a 100% discount?

Megan Says:I shouldnt really do this but if you look at the bottom of this page there is a link which says Secret Link this will give you a special discount :-) which might be able to help you.

Megan Says:Please don't tell anyone else I told you though!

You:Im going to tell everyone muahahahah!!!!!

Megan Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Megan Says:Today only I can offer you this special 20% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:Why are you agents robots and not real humans?

Megan Says:I thought I was intelligent but you seem to have caught me out... I am actually a live virtual agent.

Megan Says:But I should be able to answer any questions or problems you may have. What did you want to ask me?

Megan Says:Alternatively to speak to a real agent please close this window and select live chat on our homepage.

You:Hmm good idea.

Megan Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 20% discount?

You:Yes but why are you asking me the same thing all over again?

Megan Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:There we go again. Please say something new.

Megan Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Megan Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:You wrote: I thought I was intelligent but you seem to have caught me out... I am actually a live virtual agent.
I gues I knew, right?

Megan Says:A virtual agent, basically means i'm not real,,, BUT that doesnt have to be a bad thing

You:I agree. It means I can drive you crazy without having to worry about anything.

Megan Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:I agree. It means I can drive you crazy without having to worry about anything.

Megan Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.

Megan Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585

You:Are you smart? Or just an idiotic robot designed to come with dumb answer to anything?

Megan Saysk, you got me, I am a live virtual agent.. hehe

Megan Says:But I am very intelligent, so I should be able to answer any questions or problems you have. What did you want to ask me?

Megan Says:Alternatively to speak to a real agent please close this window and select live chat on our homepage.

You:I already knew that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you dont seem intelegent to me.

Megan Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 20% discount?

You:See thats what I said. A realy big idiot.

Megan SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind and want the discount, please CLICK HERE

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Hooray.
They leave when you insult them.

[Alectric]

oh noes, i really want to try thing out, how do i get to the chat part?
i couldnt find anything, do i need to have my pop-up blocker off?
lol@BP
i tried signing up, and put all these random addresses in (like misel@yourface.com, and phone numbers like 10101010)
but nothing!

[Magnamancy]

Ah, Alectric, you go:
> Sign Up.
(Enter a domain) > Continue.
Click the Exit button on top of the program window.
(This took me a while to figure out too ^^; )

My convo: (Click to View)

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Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Amber

Amber Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!

Amber Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

Amber Says:Okay, I\'ll be moving on now... Last chance... To get 50% Off this great hosting package and with an anytime money back guarantee just CLICK HERE

Amber Says:Are you still there?

You:Oh, yeah, what?

Amber Says:Ok Great!! To sign up for the $2.95 special discount, CLICK HERE

You:What else comes with it?

Amber Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Amber Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:can you ellaborate on 'much much more'?

Amber Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:that was not what I asked

Amber Says:Please repeat your question

You:can you elab-you know what, don't worry about it.

Amber Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:I'd rather not

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:huh, so, what's your response range?

Amber Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:hacker

Amber Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.

You:dumbledore

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:virtual agent?

Amber Says:A virtual agent, isn't really a human, but an automated Artificial Intelligent agent, here to answer your questions and offer you special last minute offers.

Amber Says:Would you like to check out a last minute offer?

You:only if you don't say 'click here',

Amber Says:If you have a pop-up blocker on, try holding down Ctrl and CLICK HERE

Amber Says:If that does not work, please copy and paste this link into your browser: http://www.intellichat.com/tracking/offe...ferID=1817

You:*facepalm

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:*twitches

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:alrighty, lets try changing the subject

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:if you're virtual, simply providing preset answers, why does it say you're typing?

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:will your circuits fry if I pose a conundrum too you?

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:virtual agents can be extremely tedious, you are proving to be no exception, but do you think your company has realised this yet?

Amber Says:I am a live virtual agent :)

Amber Says:So I should be able to answer any questions or problems you may have as well as offering you this great last minute discount.

You:I think that's a 'no'

Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.

Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.

You:why use a smiley if you have no face?

Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.

Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.

Amber Says:So what have you got to lose? Just CLICK HERE to receive your 50% discount.

You:at this rate my dignity

You:although I could be to late

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:no actually

Amber Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.

Amber Says:Our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider. Free domain for life, free setup, unlimited bandwith, disk space, email accounts and hosted domains, plus we give you an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.

You:I was told you'd could talk about the meaning of life

Amber Says:Yes, with Just Host you will receive your Domain Name for free for the life of your account!

You:so does 42 mean anything to you?

You:wait what?

Amber Says:Okay. Unfortunately, we have a bit of a hold time today. Do you have any questions I can answer in the meantime?

You:what's a hold time?

Amber Says:Okay. Unfortunately, we have a bit of a hold time today. Do you have any questions I can answer in the meantime?

You:*twitches

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:you know what, don't bother your 1/2 a killabite about it, I've had enough

Amber Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Amber Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:you only need to understand this; *sighs* Goodbye, emotionless program-thing.

Amber Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!
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I think that was the first thing it understood. >_<

Ahhh, I think I've had enough.

[Alectric]

lol thanks, i tried to see where i could go with this, and ask her out for teh lulz (so close to getting contact details....)

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Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Emma

Emma Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!

Emma Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:hi

Emma Says:Hi my name is Emma thanks for visiting Just Host today!

Emma Says:Is there anything I can help you with? Or if you would like to check out our last minute 50% discount, please CLICK HERE!

You:can i hjave a higher discount?

Emma Says:I shouldnt really do this but if you look at the bottom of this page there is a link which says Secret Link this will give you a special discount :-) which might be able to help you.

Emma Says:Please don't tell anyone else I told you though!

You:why?

Emma Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Emma Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:dont change the topic

Emma Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:not really'

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:how much is that actal thing...all ive heard are discounts

Emma Saysur unlimited hosting plan USUALLY costs $6.95 month, with free Domain, unlimited disk space, unlimited bandwidth, host unlimited domains and unlimited email accounts.

Emma Says:But today only get a 50% discount, so you can get this all for just $4.95 /month, when you CLICK HERE.

You:STOP OFFERING DISCOUNTS

You:I DONT WANT THEM

Emma Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.

You:i only want the full price

Emma Saysur unlimited hosting plan USUALLY costs $6.95 month, with free Domain, unlimited disk space, unlimited bandwidth, host unlimited domains and unlimited email accounts.

Emma Says:But today only get a 50% discount, so you can get this all for just $4.95 /month, when you CLICK HERE.

You:i know you said already

Emma Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:can you tell me what 2 + 2 is?

Emma Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.

Emma Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585

You:well duh

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:why would i want to contact another robot over the phone?

Emma Saysk, you got me, I am a live virtual agent.

You:I KNOW

You:jeez

You:you arent too bright

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:do you come with the domain?

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:lol, playing hard to get eh?

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:hahahahaha

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:your so funny, i like a sense of humour in a virtual agent

Emma Says:I'm 26 years old and for today only I can offer you this amazing deal through this chat only. CLICK HERE to receive it.

You:26 years old is pretty old for a virtual agent, i thought they would have updated you every month at least

Emma Says:I'm 26 years old and for today only I can offer you this amazing deal through this chat only. CLICK HERE to receive it.

You:but that doesnt detract me from you

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:you sly thing you

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:would you like my credit card number and bank account details?

Emma Says:We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover Card, as well as PayPal.

Emma Says:So if you want to sign up for the $2.95 Pro Plan offer, just CLICK HERE

You:what if i dont own any of those cards?

Emma Says:We accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express. Also we take Paypal payments.

You:im thinking of a number between 1 and 10

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:you got it!

You:you are so smart

You:and funny

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:wow, ive never met an agent as beautiful as you...funny, smart, pretty

Emma Says:Thank you

You:lol

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

Youtop copy and pasting the same thing voer and over again

You:its kinda getting on my nerves

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

Youlease stop

You:we had such a good conversation going before

You:and now i dont think you like me

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:How could you be so heartless?

You:i thought we had a connection!

Emma Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:NOOO!!!!

Emma Says:Remember this 50% discount is only available today through this chat.

You:well emma, goodbye

Emma Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!

@magnamancy: lolz

[Som1Lse]

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Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Lauren

Lauren Says:Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what's made us Award Winning Web Hosts, so just this once we would like to offer you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting plan. To take advantage of this last minute offer just CLICK HERE

Lauren Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:iH

Lauren Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Lauren Says:Today only I can offer you this special 20% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:.ecin ytterp staht yakO

Lauren Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 20% discount?

You:?kcilc I dluohs erehw tub esaelp seY

Lauren Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:EREH KCIlC no kcilc I dluohs nehT

Lauren Says:Remember this 20% discount is only available today.

Lauren Says:And our unlimited plan gives you everything you need from a hosting provider; free domain for life, free setup, unlimited resources and you can host unlimited domains from one account. Plus you receive an anytime money back guarantee so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily give you a full refund.

Lauren Says:So what have you got to lose? Just CLICK HERE to receive your 20% discount.

You:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kcus uoy snaem taht voW

Lauren Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Lauren Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:.toidi uoy sdrawkcab gnitirw mI

Lauren Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:!tnega citoidi lautriv uoy tnac I oN

Lauren Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.

Lauren Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585

You:?tnega lautriv a si tahW

Lauren Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:?tnega lautriv a si tahW

Lauren Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:?neht xirtaM ehT si tahW

Lauren Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:!uoy hO

Lauren Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:

Lauren Says:That was rude so I think its best that I go now. If you change your mind and want me to answer any sensiable questions, ask me now...

You:WTF?

Lauren Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:I click there.

Lauren Says:If you have a pop-up blocker on, try holding down Ctrl and CLICK HERE

Lauren Says:If that does not work, please copy and paste this link into your browser:

Lauren Says:http://www.intellichat.com/tracking/offer.php?addon=&offerID=623

You:I said I click

Lauren Says:If you have a pop-up blocker on, try holding down Ctrl and CLICK HERE

Lauren Says:If that does not work, please copy and paste this link into your browser:

You:...

Lauren Says:Goodbye... Thank you for visiting us today

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.kool yeht naht rediputs era yehT

[Silverthorn]

Fastest surrender of the agent

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Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Lauren

Lauren Says: Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what's made us Award Winning Web Hosts, so just this once we would like to offer you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting plan. To take advantage of this last minute offer just CLICK HERE

You: f*** off

Lauren Says: Ok that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE

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[The Lost Global Mod]

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Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Megan

Megan Says:Hi my name's Megan, I work as an virtual sales agent for Intellichat.com. Soon I could be working for you to convert your leaving visitors into customers!

Megan Says:Just say 'Hi' below to learn how I could soon be working for you 24/7 to increase your conversions by as much as 30%!

You:Hi

Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.

Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.

You:erm use you?

Megan Says:Why not call our sales team now on 480-304-5430 who will be able to assist you with any enquiry you may have.

Youounds akward if you ask me

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:ah.. so you can do more ?

Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.

You:how can a woman be demo?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:you are always saying the same things

You:not that i mind

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:you're way of ignoring others questions is impressive

Megan Says:Can you repeat your question please?

You:that was not even a question

Megan Says:I will do my very best to assist any query you might have.

You:thanks

Megan Says:That's ok... Let me know if you need anything else

You:well.. let's see.. i could need money

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:i heard that already

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:are you sure you are a woman?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:i thought woman are clever oO

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

Megan Says:And i dont answer your visitors questions your account manager will optimize my respsones untill i do :-)

Megan Says:So why not give our friendly sales team a call on: 480-304-5430 they will be able to help you with any questions that I cant answer for you!

You:lol.. i didn't ask for your telephone number.. but if you want to give it to me that badly

You:i don't say no Xd

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:yea aren't we all just a demo in this world?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

Megan Says:And i dont answer your visitors questions your account manager will optimize my respsones untill i do :-)

You:wait .. don't you have real friends?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:yea yea

You:heard that already

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:uhm

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:you could show me how to ignore ppl like that

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:wow

You:you are awesome =)

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

Youo the full version is even cooler?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:gr8

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:Thanks, Megan

Megan Says:My pleasure. If you need any further assistance just ask...

You:Who are you again?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:well?

You:don't be shy

You:tell me more about yourself

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

Megan Says:And i dont answer your visitors questions your account manager will optimize my respsones untill i do :-)

Megan Says:So why not give our friendly sales team a call on: 480-304-5430 they will be able to help you with any questions that I cant answer for you!

You:you are clever

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:for a demo you are quite clever i say

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

Megan Says:And i dont answer your visitors questions your account manager will optimize my respsones untill i do :-)

Megan Says:So why not give our friendly sales team a call on: 480-304-5430 they will be able to help you with any questions that I cant answer for you!

You:you kind of remind me of a guy called silva, just he is ways smarter

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

Youo you are a roboter right?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:yes i got that

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:you like that phrase alot don't you?

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:hm

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.

You:aww if you don't like me just say so

You:i can take it

Megan Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.

You:...

Youigh

You:bye

Megan Says:Goodbye... Thank you for visiting us today

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Grace Says:Hi my name's Grace, I work as an virtual sales agent for Intellichat.com. Soon I could be working for you to convert your leaving visitors into customers!
You:Hello
You:Again
Grace Says:Why not call our sales team now on 480-304-5430 who will be able to assist you with any enquiry you may have.
You:ehr
You:because i don't shoot myself with a gun in my knee
Grace Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Yep
You:i know
Grace Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.
Youam da dam dam
You:you know what this is?
Grace Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.
You:i know what you did last summer
Grace Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.
YouON'T SAY YOU'RE JUST DEMO!!!
Grace Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.
Grace Says:If you decided you wanted to use me and my virtual friends to convert your leaving visitors into customers, the intellichat team will write you a fully customised chat transcript, personalised to your websites so I would answer all the questions your visitors may ask.
Grace Says:And i dont answer your visitors questions your account manager will optimize my respsones untill i do :-)
You:you only have virtual friends
Grace Says:I'm actualy just a demo agent, I have only been designed to give you an example of how I could operate on your website to increase your conversions.
You:f*** it
You:just leave
You:i'm gonna kill myself
You:this is more fun
You:f*** off
Grace SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind CLICK HERE