Drunk Fighting

[LutiChris]

You are driving drunk, give 3 Choices to the bellow person and they get to decide your fate, or rather the fate of the bystander (LFE member)
example:


ready?

I get drunk one mourning...what should happen to me when i see a duck?
1) I scream out loud and faint
2) I somehow died? because it totally chopped off my neck on the driveway...
3) You see the duck and decide to jump it...

[prince_freeza]

you "see it but decide to jump it"

so the duck is coming towards you to attack what do you do?
1) you run away for your live
2) you suddenly died... cuz the duck was apparently super fast you didn't even notice...
3) try defend your self by attacking too

[Ascor]

3)

so your attacking it but then you notice an top hat
1) You greet Alolectric
2) You give a Cookie to him
3) you kill him

[Lauli]

You greet Alolectric.

So what should you talk with him?
1) Weather
2) School
3) Plan to build some machine that automatically produces full length feature films.

[Divisor]

1)
So, you talk about weather and just as you say: "Today's gonna be sunny and all", it starts to rain fish.

1) You collect fish and make a barbeque.
2) You wonder when a shark is going to fall down.
3) You beat up Alolectric and treat him surprise buttsex.

[snorsorbet]

You collect some fish and start making a barbeque.

1) You realize that this white wine you bought yesterday will suit this barbeque perfectly, so you go get it.
2) The hue of the trays don't match your barbeque... You repaint them.
3) You bow before the majesty of Alolectric.

I like the thread title and the actual topic here ;D

[Simoneon]

I like the thread title and the actual topic here ;D

1) Close it
2) Stick it
3) Enjoy it

Lol, no closing or sticking ;D

[Lauli]

Enjoy it.

Should you:
1) Make some cheesy rhyme.
2) Walk like Hitler.
3) Talk like Hitler.

[snorsorbet]

You talk a little like Hitler, but the crowd is hardly amused.

1) You try talking like Lenin instead.
2) Try getting the crowd a little warmed up by telling a fun story about a rabbit who couldn't find his carrot!
3) Walk like Hitler.

[Lauli]

You could try to walk like Lenin.
You suddenly nearly get shot.

1) Enter the Matrix.
2) Try to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
3) Look at the cool action-movie explosions that will in inevitably happen soon.