How to survive a Zombie invasion

[Eddie]

Well I thought, just for fun, that the whole forum could come up with a guide for surviving a major zombie invasion that is affecting the planet. Basically, what I would like if at all possible, is people to post how they think you should survive a zombie invasion.

Basically, this can include your basic facts or it could include why that member especially would be able to survive a zombie invasion. Any other zombie based stuff could be added to this post if people wanted, including pictures that they have drawn.

So I'll start us off:

I'd survive a zombie invasion because:
1) My overly large amount of destructive and awesome power tools. As a gardener I need lots of sharp, loud and rather more powerful tools. In my kit I have:
- 2 strimmers, one far more powerful than the other. Both can run on petrol/fuel but one can also run on battery power.
- 1 Hedge strimmer: Plug it in and hear it roar.
- 2 bolt croppers, snippity snip.
- 1 pickaxe, swing away
- 1 adze, same as pickaxe
- 3 shovels, 4 garden forks, 1 pitchfork, 2 spades, 2 rakes, 1 spring/grass rake, 1 long-massive-cutter-pole-thing-which-I-can't-remember-the-name-of-but-has-a-pulling-cord-attached-to-it
- 2 x Chainsaws, vroom vroom indeed, one electric and one petrol powered.
- A hefty assortment of bricks, left over from when I was making a herb garden for my grandad.
- 1 baseball bat, a cricket bat and a hockey stick.
- Large set of kitchen utensils and knives - OH YES
- Cordless drills, and other power tools
- 4 sledgehammers (my favourite weapons of destruction other than my strimmers), and an assortment of other hammers.
- 2 pool cues, always come in handy
- A golf club, we only have one, don't know why.
- Games console controllers attached to wires. Swing them round your head and let loose. The perfect long distance weapon.
- An axe, ran out of use when I got my chainsaw.
- 15 stone 3lbs of brute force swinging large objects and dangerous tools (myself)
- 1x Fiat Panda, you guys are laughing right now. "A panda?" You say. This baby moes down everything from brick walls to old ladies - zombies don't stand a chance.

If I've missed out anything, I'll add more later. .


Have fun people

[forgetlatios]

lulz :P

If i survived the jaws of boredom, surely zombies are no match...

anyway i'd survive because of
1) my awesome friends!!!(like, duh)
in other words... an army of... uhh... 15 people...
2) the amount of potential-weapons-of-destruction in my closet.
3) MUSIC!!!!
and last: shouldn't this be in forum games?

[dubbleD]

i'll learn to eat brainz and stumble around
and have zombie se-
EW NO YUCK NO JUST NOOO!!!

[Lord Anu]

I would survive:

1) Cause I'm too awesome to die
2) Cuse I got nice sharp knifes at house
3) Cause I'm not a girl and I know how to fighta
4) Cause I have a lot of friends
5) Cause I have super uber sparta epic awesome SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
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[prince_freeza]

i would survive cuz i am a super saiyan :P and i wont need any stupid weapon to fight.

[Simoneon]

Moved

I would Ban the Zombie without any doubts - that's how I'd take care of all of them! :p

[SirisRhazael]

I would survive a zombie attack, because:
1) I've got some user bars (made by me - thick and simple, but they do a great amount of damage), so I'd use it as a weapon.
^That's enough.
If not:
2) I'd take my hood off and show my facial expression

[forgetlatios]

i shall own teh zombies (assuming that above fails) by throwing lfe at themz!!!!! and that includes... teh 20D banhammer, blavlablandkgdkdbrikdhdjd. and so on with the spam. lol. and they have to maintain lfe. and soon they'll die of exhaustion.

[Eddie]

i shall own teh zombies (assuming that above fails) by throwing lfe at themz!!!!! and that includes... teh 20D banhammer, blavlablandkgdkdbrikdhdjd. and so on with the spam. lol. and they have to maintain lfe. and soon they'll die of exhaustion.

Zombies do not tire... just to let you know :P. Should make said plan difficult.

[SirisRhazael]

If there would be a pistol with only one bullet, I'd survive anyway. I'm fast enough.