How to survive a Zombie invasion

[sadbhav]

so basically you go around licking zombie butt-stamps in hopes that they run away ..... ?
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AWESOME IDEA !!!!!

[SirisRhazael]

[LutiChris]

how will Obama survive?

[SirFrog]

Using my flawless logic!

[Ramond]

Here goes... time to nut up or shut up!

Rule #1: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hits, the first to go, for obvious reasons... are the fatties.

Rule #2: Double Tap. You need to get a gun and learn how to use it. In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are dead, really dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and you could avoid becoming a human Happy Meal.

Rule #3: Beware of bathrooms. When you are at your most vulnerable, somehow they can just smell it. ("Can't a guy take a dump in peace?"). Don't let them catch you with your pants down.

Rule #4: Seatbelts. It's a safe bet. Unless your a complete dumb dumb, you're not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. (Nothing worse than finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.)

Rule #5: No attachments. This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife you're less likely to survive than the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet, making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'.

Rule #6: Travel in a Group. The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure you're a travelling buffet. Going alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going with the old man with the limp, the little kid who can't run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds to run away faster then they can.

And a lot more. I think those are pretty accurate and to the point.

Source: Zombieland (2009), a pretty awesome movie

[sadbhav]

LOL ! looks like people here have given it very serious thought.

[Eddie]

LOL ! looks like people here have given it very serious thought.

That was half the point...

[Magnamancy]

Of course zombies don't make sense SirFrog, it's all purely hypothetical.

Except Ramond's. It's right, he's right. End of story.


... I like sniper-rifles, ridiculous range Zombie offing ftw.

[forgetlatios]

... I like sniper-rifles, ridiculous range Zombie offing ftw.

no wai :lol:
machine & shotguns FTW!

[Eddie]

... I like sniper-rifles, ridiculous range Zombie offing ftw.

no wai :lol:
machine & shotguns FTW!

Sledgehammers and garden tools FTW!