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[Alblaka]

Banned because there is NO "~" key.
Banned because I failed

i think that you think wrong, but i don't always think that i think right, so whatever....

A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
A single day was your time on these forums, bot! ~ SirFrog

[forgetlatios]

I think it's been quite some time since I warned/banned the last user... ~ Blue Phoenix
Hurr hurr ;D - Simoneon

In simple terms:
Run for your lives

Are you effin serious?! Do not even think of asking us again before you have something to show.

~Closed & Warning level +50%

Come back in 24h.

lf2saga
(Banned)

MH-Razen | 09:38 PM | Warning a user

[no one]

Me: You *beep*! you told me that was the right answer!
Friend: What? I'm evil, I lied.
Me: You stole that from "Bob & George".
Friend: Did you miss the part about me being evil? I even steal cookies, what make you think a punchline is different?

[Alblaka]

Holy crap man, this bot spent only 5 minutes on this forum, and already advertised his crap, twice, in two sections.
gotta give it some credit, that was pretty stealthy

[Eddie]

Velvet = Me
Blue Phoenix = Guess

 -// Velvet \\- says:
*I LOVE YOU BLUE PHOENIX!
Blue Phoenix says:
*die.

Pleasant...

And also with undeniable logic apparently:

-// Velvet \\-                says:
*notice how we switched roles this time
*xD
Blue Phoenix says:
*did we?
      -// Velvet \\-                says:
*The Good guy and the bad guy
*I did the good thing
*and confessed my love
*You threw it in my face!
*that hurts man
Blue Phoenix says:
*hey, I'm good at that
*so I'm still good
*I win

And last of all, a tiny bit disgusting with a hint of 'I Should Have Seen That Coming':

-// Velvet \\-                says:
*Damn..
*this calls to be posted in forums quotes
*LOL
*xD
Blue Phoenix says:
*lol
*imo, it doesn't qualify as being epic enough, tho
      -// Velvet \\-                says:
*The
*I love you
*followed by DIe
*was simply the most epic of epic
*of rinsedowns and comebacks
*not even me and simon could top that
Blue Phoenix says:
*lol
      -// Velvet \\-                says:
*and simon's got some serious footfingernail problems
Blue Phoenix says:
*I smell a gross thing comung up
      -// Velvet \\-                says:
*Up?
*Bit odd
*normally you smell gross things coming OUT
Blue Phoenix says:
*I can metaphorically smell anything
      -// Velvet \\-                says:
*ofcourse you can
*and my name is muhammed ali
Blue Phoenix says:
*nice to meet you, muhammed
*can I call you muh?
*it's faster to type

And that is my first ever conversation with Blue - FML


EDIT:

Lol'd my a** off at this:

I imagine how would Daymio haVE to shout since he's from Croatia and your in England.

*Daymio uses shout.
''EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!​!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP​PPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
*Eddie was unaffected!
*Daymio has fainted!
*Would you like to choose another Pokemon?

[Bamboori]

@nave: nooo way?

the leader has spoken, lets do the excrements he wants to do.

I hope you're not planning on relieving yourself from the aforementioned.

sorry man, but this is so awesomely funny xD

[Lauli]

Germany will win this World Cup!

[no one]

Cousin: holy sh*t, how can you execute the palm strike that fast? It took me five seconds to realize what just hit my face
Me: When you're surrounded by morons 24/7, you develop an almost instinctive facepalming skill, even if it isn't your face...

[Alblaka]

We call it Football over here in England (win there).

We call your version of football = American Football. Similar to our rugby, but with armour instead.

[LutiChris]

Spencer: yo!
Me: did you see my recent post?
Spencer: the one with you hitting yourself on the diving board?
Spencer: or the part where your sister dropped the cookie?
Me: ...
Me: that was a good cookie...
Me: it shouldn't been discarded like that in vain
Me: anyways
Spencer: so?
Me: It was actually the first one
Spencer: Well, good for you.
Me: ...
Spencer: You finally got sense knocked into you
Me: Thats not the only sence that was trying to provoke me
Spencer: there's more?
Me: my mom found oout...
Spencer: OOOOoooooohhh Introuble!!! :3
Me: she told me i wasn't alloud to go to the pool without her supervisioin...
Me: As if she didn't trust me enough...
Spencer: sux
Me: ya
Me: It was fairly noticeable
Spencer: post a picture of it next time
Me: If you give me my COOKIE!!!
Spencer: That reminds me
Spencer: I'm hungry.
Spencer is Offline.
Me: ...unbelievable
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