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Come up with some Chuck Norris jokes. One per post pl0x.
I'll start off...
The Sahara Desert used to be a large forest but Chuck sucked it dry and now all the trees are hairs on his chest.
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Chuck Norris got hungry.....so he ate ^^''
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Chuck Norris used to do skydiving but he quit after the first jump. One Grand Canyon is enough...
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Chuck Norris uses black holes for his dustbins.....
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Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets; bullets dodge Chuck Norris~
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Chuck Norris defeated Sonidow 256 times...in a row...playing LF2. (Oh dear...maybe I shouldn't have told anyone that.)
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(09-09-2008, 11:26 AM)Zabobula Wrote: Chuck Norris defeated Sonidow 256 times...in a row...playing LF2. (Oh dear...maybe I shouldn't have told anyone that.)
Yesterday the number increased to 350
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