Omegle logs

[Alblaka]

Just tried and actually it was funny ^^

http://omegle.com

It's an experimental chat platform connecting you randomly all over the world.
(I recommend to only use chat, not video, though, since there are MANY perverts out there.)


In this thread we could share oppinions and publish some of the more funny chatlogs ^^

My first chatlog (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i <3 Your Boobs
You: Fail XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no but really i do
You: Hmmm, thx ^^
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what up?
Stranger: are u japanese?
You: nah, German
You: *waits for the casual YOUR NAZI-flaming*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: howd u know????
You: ^^' You get used to the fags in the www
Stranger: i was going to ask how the riech was doin
Stranger: lol
You: it's *Reich...
You: :P
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u a girl
Stranger: lol
You: nope
Stranger: lame
You: XD
Stranger: do u have a mustache?
You: mom *searches mustache in a dictionary*
You: XD Yes
Stranger: you dont know what a mustache is?
You: My English vocabulary isn't THAT great at all
Stranger: is it true all germans have mustaches and talk like this... wait for link.
You: Nope @ the mustache thing
Stranger: beerfest greatest beer in all the world
You: Some are wearing one but it isn't in common...
Stranger: sorry wrong link lol
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyJJZa5Q2Fw
Stranger: that one
Stranger: do u talk like that?
You: Nope ^^ That's over-accented
Stranger: lame
Stranger: ur not cool no more
You: I were cool? LOL
Stranger: when i thought u talked like that
Stranger: lol
You: ^^'
Stranger: lol
You: Your lol'ing a lot
Stranger: i laugh alot got a problem??
Stranger: it prolongs life didnt u know?"
You: Rofl, true point.
Stranger: u can roll on the floor AND type? wow
Stranger: lol
You: XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Short... very... (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Moin ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Casual Fag (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: Fine, thank you ^^ And you?
Stranger: i m good
Stranger: gender?
You: Male, but why do you care?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PS: This is in forum games to prevent complaints of a spam thread

[Divisor]

Hahaha...
That second one must have already known you were a douchebag

Anyway, this reminds me of CleverBot, except this is a bit more...casual.

Oh, here's my chat:

Not really long though (Click to View)

You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: so
You: whassup
Stranger: just good u?
You: never been better
Stranger: okye
You: what are you up to
Stranger: nothing u?
You: nothing rly
You: just hanging 'round
You: doin' nothing
Stranger: okey
You: wanna cup of coffee
You: ?
Stranger: i don't drink coffee
You: why the f*ck not?
You: it keeps you awake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Friggin' coffee hater

[LutiChris]

1st chat (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: www.funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: asl?
You: take a look @ my photo and u will see
Stranger: ok
You: so how do i look?
You: >
Stranger: i am just geting it,,,,,
You: woops
You: use this
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: this a socialsite
Stranger: *site
You: haha i gave you a virus
You: good luck b*tch
You: >;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2nd (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: oh hi
You: sorry for keeping you waiting
Stranger: asl ?
You: 16 year old girl from Norway
You: i was just checking another website...
You: wanna cleck it out?
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
You: it's hilarious
Stranger: no i dont want it
Stranger: i wanna meet u
You: why not?
You: but it's me in the pic
You: with my friend
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
You: go check my friends website
Stranger: have u got msn
You: yeah
You: seriously...
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php'
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: why u send me virus
Stranger: ?
You: muahaha
You: adios b*tch
Stranger: goodbye
You: >
You: muahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3rd (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: 16 year old from Chantillie, Maryland, and u?
Stranger: 22 year old from Mineola, Texas
You: wanna see my friends webpage?
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: Your evil
You: I know >
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4rth (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: cool
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: where from?
You: Maryland
Stranger: ok..how old?
You: 14
You: u?
Stranger: 35
You: woah?
Stranger: too old?
You: hey wanna see my friend's profile page?
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
You: nah it's fine i guess...
Stranger: You b*tch, i hate you!!! >.<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL im sooo evil...

[TheNave]

1st chat (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: www.funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: asl?
You: take a look @ my photo and u will see
Stranger: ok
You: so how do i look?
You: >
Stranger: i am just geting it,,,,,
You: woops
You: use this
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: this a socialsite
Stranger: *site
You: haha i gave you a virus
You: good luck b*tch
You: >;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2nd (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: oh hi
You: sorry for keeping you waiting
Stranger: asl ?
You: 16 year old girl from Norway
You: i was just checking another website...
You: wanna cleck it out?
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
You: it's hilarious
Stranger: no i dont want it
Stranger: i wanna meet u
You: why not?
You: but it's me in the pic
You: with my friend
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
You: go check my friends website
Stranger: have u got msn
You: yeah
You: seriously...
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php'
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: why u send me virus
Stranger: ?
You: muahaha
You: adios b*tch
Stranger: goodbye
You: >
You: muahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3rd (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: 16 year old from Chantillie, Maryland, and u?
Stranger: 22 year old from Mineola, Texas
You: wanna see my friends webpage?
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Stranger: Your evil
You: I know >
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4rth (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: cool
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: where from?
You: Maryland
Stranger: ok..how old?
You: 14
You: u?
Stranger: 35
You: woah?
Stranger: too old?
You: hey wanna see my friend's profile page?
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
You: nah it's fine i guess...
Stranger: You b*tch, i hate you!!! >.<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL im sooo evil...

you're not evil, you're an a**hole... I was the 3rd guy...
nah, just kiddin', bur srsly, sending a virus isn't nice dude, I hate guys like that

[LutiChris]

it's STRANGER DANGER OUT THERE...
yeah i was bein a deutch bag... :P
actually most convo's are too long and personal...
which is why i don't post it here...
i would only post the weird ones...with me as a 64 year old woman...

more evil (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: friend
You: This is a stranger talking to you
You: do you understand meh?
Stranger: i know lol
Stranger: yes i doo
Stranger: enemy
You: rofl
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 female uk
You: wow
Stranger: lol what
You: nothing my friends are from there
You: search up
You: on facebook
You: Lacy Mchode
Stranger: oh wow
You: do u have a facebook?
You: im actually 19
Stranger: yes but i never go on it
You: oh
You: check this cool link out while ur @ it, it's like soooo funny
You: http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Alblaka]

ME vs SPAMMER (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: This is the-8-ball-Guru, enter your question here.
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: Who knows?
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: You retard, you just said this! (btw, i'm really using a 8ball-generator)
You: (and it is actually well programmed XD)
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: You retard, you just said this!
Stranger: so did u
Stranger: retard
You: No.
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: Sure thing.
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: You retard, you just said this!
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: You retard, you just said this!
(It won't give any else answer, really)

from here on i replaced his generic spam message with "[...SPAM...]" to reduce the amount of required letters ^^'

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You: ^^'
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You: HAHA! You failed on making a clear spam...
You: Stranger: [...SPAM...][...SPAM...]#
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Btw, what does that question even mean? XD
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Hmmm, depending on what you just said and adding the wisdom about E=mc² this questions should be answered with:
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: a complex formula, including the basic Sentence of Pythagoras, the casual finance bill of Bill Gates and a ² of the sense of life, calculated by Chuck Norris and resulting in OVA NINE THOUSAAAAND
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: You're persistant ^^'
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: You're even more persistand then this strange bot which infected a contact of mine and kept sending me a virus-link
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Btw, how long your CTRL key will survive this?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: AndC
You: * C
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: and the V
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Lol, you need LONG for that one ^^
You: You're getting REALLY slow ^^
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
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You: NINJA'ed!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: ^^
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You: .
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You: How's the weather? XD
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: I will rate that as "Average sunny"
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Je, rain sucks, agreed on that
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Nope, we have bad weather most time of the year here
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Lucky guy ^^
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You: No, not really.
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You: Jup, here too.
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You: Yes, it has been decided upon.
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Whatever you think is correct, i won't interfere with that
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You: I predict a clear "No"
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You: You really do not want to know that
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You: THIS IS SPARTA!
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You: No.
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You: If you can succeed in IW8TH on impossible: Yes.
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: E=mc²
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You: BOOM HEADSHOT
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You: Wattebällchen
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You: <3
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You: Hahaha, you failed again
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You: DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK http://funwiththisguy.com/image.php
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You: NUKE FTW!
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You: Lol, failed XD
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You: Btw, what are you gonna do if i stop answering?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
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You: HEY WAIT UNTIL I'VE ANSWERED!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: What an impolite spammer, tah...
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Lol, i'm going to use Google for translating that question :D
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: mom
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Hat jemand wirklich weit sogar als entschieden zu benutzen gehen sogar noch tun wollen sehen eher aus wie?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: > back to english:
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Does anyone really going to use even as far decided even want to do even look more like?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: هل هناك حقا للاستخدام حتى الان كما قررت يريد حتى أن لا ننظر بمزيد من مثل؟
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Има ли някой наистина ще се използват дори в рамките реши още искате да направите дори изглежда по-скоро?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: (btw, that are translations of your random question)
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: 有沒有人會真正使用，甚至連遠決定想做的事，甚至看起來更像？
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: האם מישהו באמת הולך להשתמש אפילו עד החלטתי גם רוצה לעשות אפילו נראה יותר?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: 42!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: AN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: AN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
You: AN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Stranger: V
You: AN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: AN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
You: AN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you failed again
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: "Stranger: V" HAHA
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: YOU FAILED SPAMMING!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: You're a lowbob...
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: You aren't even capable of pressing CTRL+V XD
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Even a 3years old kid can press CTRL+V
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: And then ENTER, of course
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Imo even a monkey could may be trained to do so
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Come on, lets fight :D
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: .
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: HAHA
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...][...SPAM...]
You: ^^
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Damn ^^
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: This will be the most quote-worthy convo ever :D
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Though i will may replace each of your answers with a short mark to reduce the size ^^ Can't post it otherwise
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: However, it's midnight in 2 minutes. Will leave then and prepare the log for being posted
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Some last words besides that?
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Hard to the end ^^
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: However, thanks for this very funny convo :D
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Ye, i know you like me, too
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Feel free to add me on ANTISPAM@msn.com
Stranger: [...SPAM...]
You: Cya ^^
You have disconnected.

Actually, i ended the convo, but thinking about i always written my answer i would conside this fight a clear win :D

[TheNave]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I hate god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dixon]

Spoiler (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy
You: I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR SAD STORY AND GIVE MY SAGE LIKE WISDOM.
Stranger: i was sexually taekn advatage of when i was 5
You: BY WHO
Stranger: ths boy that lived up the street
You: DO YOU STILL KNOW THIS BOY
Stranger: nope
You: WELL THEN FIND HIM. TRACK HIM DOWN. I WILL HELP YOU. DO YOU REMEMBER HIS NAME?
Stranger: idr his last name
Stranger: but his 1st name is david
You: MY ADVICE IS AS FOLLOWS, LISTEN WELL CHILD
Stranger: kk
Stranger: caps lock?
You: YOU ARE TO KILL EVERY MAN ON EARTH THAT BEARS THE NAME DAVID WITH FIRE. EVERY LAST ONE. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL GOD FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING SUCH A LITTLE SLUT WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i was taken advatage of
Stranger: i ddint know what it wa
Stranger: s
You: GOD DOES NOT CARE IF YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS. YOU STILL CONSUMATED AN UNHOLY UNION, MY CHILD. REPENT! REPENT BY KILLING ALL THOSE WHO BEAR THE UNSACRED NAME WITH HOLY FIRE.
Stranger: ight
You: NOW GO. GO SWIFTLY! GO WITH GOD, MY CHILD! GO WITH THE WISDOM OF THE SAGE!
You have disconnected.

[Alblaka]

Actually i hoped i would have had more success...

Some more logs (Click to View)

Falcon Punch'ed (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Falcon
Stranger: heya
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: what?
You: PWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Falcon
Stranger: hey :]
Stranger: yakkah.com is better than omegle... i am trying to find some cool friends to add on there
You: PWNCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Falcon Confusion (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Falcon
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you speak finnis?
You: Lol, no ^^
Stranger: osaatko
You: PWNCHED?
Stranger: mitä vittua?
You have disconnected.

He knows what was going to come... (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Falcon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Falcon Punch failed o.o (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: falcon
Stranger: PUNCH
You: PWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DAMN
You: XD
Stranger: i win
Stranger:
[...Random convo, not quoteworthy...]

Speed-Convo (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ultimate Greeting (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello I am 49 male from Australia. I am looking for persons of chronological and mental age of 18 years or more who have a good command of English and have not been impolite during their last 10 chats on Omegle. If you are eligible, please tell me how are you are today. If not, please disconnect immediately. If you write any other response, it will be ignored and you will have wasted your time.
You have disconnected.

MortalOmegle Combat (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Falcon..
Stranger: PAWNCH
You: Damn...
Stranger: Combo breaker?
You: XD Fatality
Stranger: c
Stranger: o
Stranger: m
Stranger: b
Stranger: o
Stranger: !
Stranger: I win
You: Jup
Stranger: THE GAME
You: Nah, you always have lost THE GAME
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Just testing
You: ^^
Stranger: Dad, I am homosex
You: Rofl...
You: That really seems to be a legion
Stranger: We are legon, for we are many
You: ^^' To many to falcon pwnch them
Stranger: Aye... but too much cancer
You: May... FALCON KICK!
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: Bye bye
You: Cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle Quiz (Click to View)

Hello.
This is the Omegle Quiz. You have 30 seconds each to answer one of the 10 questions.
You can only pass the Quiz by answering every question correct.
Not answering within 30 seconds or answering wrong will automatically trigger a disconnect.
Wining this quiz will grant you an entry in the Hall of Fame which can only be seen by completing the quiz, too.
You don't feel like being able to pass this quiz? > Disconnect

Hall of Fame (Click to View)

Ben

Most lol answers (Click to View)

Note: The order of question is continously changed.

You: Question 2:
The recently sunk oilrig was where?
Stranger: south america

You: Question 4:
"This is madness!"
"Madness?! THIS IS ... ?"
Stranger: Madness

You: Question 2:
"LOL" is a short way of typing what?
Stranger: Lots of Love

You: Question 4:
Falcon ... ?
Stranger: millenium

You: Question 1:
Actual US president is?
Stranger: bin laden

You: Question 2:
"This is madness!"
"Madness?! THIS IS ... !!!"?
Stranger: madness...?

You: Question 1:
"LOL" is a short way of typing what?
Stranger: blaaaa

Ramond edited this post 05-01-2010 12:33 PM because:

FALCON LOL NO

[SirisRhazael]

1st-Warning, may contain disappointment (Click to View)

Stranger: hey
You: Hello?
Stranger: (.)(.) or l ? :P
You: 1st and 2nd option together
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2nd-Misunderstanding (Click to View)

You: Hi?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from
You: Chuck Norris is that you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3rd-FP (Click to View)

Stranger: hi 21 male here
You: LOL PWN3D
Stranger: what?
You: Ur got notin' to me
Stranger: hey r u nuts
Stranger: talk correctly
You: FALCON...
You: ...PUNCH!
You: PWN3D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

5th-Let's pray! (Click to View)

Stranger: heey
You: PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

6th-Racism (Click to View)

You: HEEEY!
Stranger: heeeyyy!
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm fine
Stranger: you?
You: Cool, story,bro
You: I know the truth
Stranger: bro? hahaha
Stranger: what truth?
You: THAT truth: You're Chinese.
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: i'm panamanian
You: Yes you are, only Chinese would write "heeeyyy!"
You: 3e and 3y are typical Chinese
Stranger: ok..that's so racist of you.. really. stereotyping much?
Stranger: if im indonesian, then you're an alien
You: No I'm not! I really like black men, 'cause I'm one of them!
You: ^You must believe it
Stranger: no way
You: No?
You: Disconnect
You have disconnected.

8th-Let's pray 2! (Click to View)

Stranger: hi
You: DOMINE Jesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelum omnes animas, praesertim eas...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

13th-TOTAL WIN! (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey I'm racist, satanist, black man and alien, you want to talk?
Stranger: Umm, sure. LOL
You: At least one normal person
Stranger: Yeah. Most are all like "Want 2 see me naked?" and all that crap.
You: I' ve just meet one: "Hey,I'm 30-year-old guy, who are YOU?"
You: I told him "cool story, bro" and disconnected
Stranger: Wow... strange people. LOL
You: Strange? It's normal in European countries.
Stranger: Hmmm. I live in the US
You: Finish the sentence, please: 30 % of all the people are...
Stranger: dummies?
You: RIGHT!
You: Heh
Stranger: LOL. OK, I have a question. Would you mind if I told you my age and gender....
You: Of course not
Stranger: OK, plz don't freak out, but F and 10.
You: That's ok, I'm F too
You: 77 years
You: ah, these good old times...
Stranger: Yeah. 4th grade is good.
You: Sorry, I gonna go now. Bye.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

^Heh, myself as a 77-year-old woman? LOL