Favorite Video Game Quotes

[Ragor]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE QUOTES THREAD!
Favorite videogame quotes?
"Personally, I prefer the air!" "Hands off my bread!" - Falco, Super Smash Bro.s Brawl
"PK TUNDER (thunder)!" - Ness, same game as Falco
"Peelz heer!" - Louis, L4D
"SHUDDUP YOU GADDAMN BURDS!" - Bill, L4D

[Ascor]

"THOR IS HERE" -Thor
"What? Did we run out of Marines?" -Scv


Suggesting to move this to the Forum games.

[SirFrog]

~Moved to Forum Games
"I'm so happy, I could tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!" -Sheogorath (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion)
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True? You've run a maze like a good little rat, but no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little." -The same as above

"Aperture Science reminds you, that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak" -GlaDOS (Portal)

"Sanity... is for the WEAK!" Chaos from Warhammer

[vandesdelca]

"I'm gonna kick your a**" lol ~ Yuri from Tales Of Vesperia

[Lauli]

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine." ~ the amazing G-Man
"Prepare for unforeseen consequences." ~ G-Man

The sign-painter from World of Goo is pretty cool too, but I can't seem to find any good quotes from him :(
Fun fact: the sentence above contains four "oo".

[lf2TimmE1]

They are all from serious sam (with no doubtthe best game ever):

"You can choose between two ways. The hard way and my way... but they are basicly the same."

"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

"Double the gun, double the fun!"

"You have exactly five seconds to explain what i´m doing here, and two seconds have just passed."

Prince Chan: "That's enough! I'll bite you're head off and shove it up your ...!" - Serious Sam: "Look, just give me the Medallion and nobody will get hurt." - Prince Chan: "Over my dead body!" - Serious Sam: "I was sorta hopin' you would say that!"

"I eat resistance for breakfast!"

"Yes Sir... er Ma'am!"

[Bamboori]

sam and max: hit the road:

*using pich up at sth that cant be picked up*
sam: i can't pick that up.
*doing it again*
sam: no really, i can't pick that up.
*doing it again*
sam: are you dense? i can't pick that up!
*doing it again*
sam: read my lips: I. CAN'T. PICK THAT UP!
*doing it again*
sam: i give up.
*doing it again*
sam: *whine*
max: now you've done it. you've broken sam's spirit with your stupid attempts to pick up that silly object!
*doing it again*
sam: *whine*
max: in fact, if i didn't find this pitiable sobbing so amusing, i'd come out here and rip your limbs off!
*doing it again*
sam: *whine*
max: just ignore them. maybe they'll go away.

[Divisor]

"Ramirez! Do >insert random stuff that soldiers do here< !!" ~ Sgt. Foley - Modern Warfare 2

[Jernemies]

Warning: may contain swearing. (just to not to make some people unhappy)

Jak conversations (Click to View)

Jak II:
1st convo:
Jak: you look like a reasonably smart man. I want information! where the hell am i?
Daxter: uh, sorry. he's new to the whole converstation thing.

2nd :
Dax: Uh, Jak? it's your old pal Daxter, remember?
*Dark jak cancels a quick attack*
Dark Jak: Daxter?
*Dark Jak morphes to Jak*
Dax: What the Heck was that? sheesh! remind me not to piss you off.

Jak 3:
3rd :
Damas: something you're not telling us, animal man?
Pecker: he's been touched with (scretching tone) Daaark ecoo my liege.
Dax: Our boy here gets all mean and NASTY when pissed off. so don't piss him off, a word to the wise.

4th:
Daxter: You mean we have to fight against actual people? With actual weapons?
Who actually want to hurt us?
Jak: Fine! Bring 'em on!
Daxter: All right, that's it! I wanna be on his shoulder!

5th:
Kleiver: Care to wager a little somethin' on a race, then? If you win, I'll let
you keep that little vehicle for as long as you live. And if I win?
Jak: I don't have anything.
Kleiver: I'd say that yappy rodent of yours is a bit bony, but skinned and
buttered he'd make a nice treat. My vehicle against him.
Daxter: Forget it buddy! Jak would never...
Jak: Done!

6th:
Seem: You are still here?
Jak: Yeah, we thought we'd hang out... catch some rays...
Seem: This isn't a game!

7th:
Jak: Seem said they lost an expedition of Monks on the Volcano. I bet they
built these gliders to reach the top.

Daxter: Yeah, "lost" being the operative word. If they vanished, don't ya think
that was a sign? Hello!

Jak: Yeah, but you've got me! All we have to do is hit those accelerator rings
and we're golden.

Daxter: Oh no! See any feathers here? Looks like fur to me! No feathers, no
flya-da-Ottsel! There's NO WAY you're gonna get me on some Precursor Monk crap.
Absolutely zippo chance! Forget it! Finito! Fat chance! Not gonna happen! Nope!
Nu uh! Never!
*jak crabs Daxter to glider*
Daxter: Jaaaaaaaaaaak!!

sly (Click to View)

Sly 2:
Bentley: If we are gonna free Murray from jail, we have to destroy the contessa's giant robot.
Sly: by all respect, that looks like a water tank.
Bentley: Don't let her fool you. she wants you to think its a water tank. if we don't dispatch it, then...
Sly: then what? we all get a glass of cold water?

That's all i remember for now. single "Quotes" are coming later

[Ragor]

"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

Best quote ever.