iGod - Chatbot deluxe

[Alblaka]

God:
Are you serious? What is it to you?
Me:
Green
God:
What do you have that is GREEN?
Me:
green
God:
What do you have that is GREEN?
Me:
blue
God:
Green.
Me:
No, blue!
God:
Are you serious? Green.
Me:
BLUE
God:
Green.
Me:
BLUE
God:
Green.
Me:
BLUE
God:
Green.

This chatbot even beats the mystic 8ball guru of LFE...
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Seriously, i laughed my a** off on some answers... try it

[Taniaetc]

Warning, very long! (Click to View)

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
give me money
God:
Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
you should know everything
God:
Now I do.
Me:
then who?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
wtf? O_o
God:
That was not very polite. Oh.
Me:
my apologize *kowtow*
God:
Do robots have apologize kowtow?
Me:
yes.
God:
Hey.
Me:
whats up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
zodiacs?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yes somehow
God:
Gee. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
justin bieber is 50 years old
God:
:-) I think justin bieber is a lot of things.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes I do
God:
Really.
Me:
definitely a rofl
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
you don't know what rofl is?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
testing this feature.
God:
And it to me is testing this feature.
Me:
your grammar is somehow strange
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I thought God could believe anything.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
people around me
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
what does infallible mean?
God:
Impotence.
Me:
what is impotence? oh nevermind.
God:
Is that a rhetorical question? I understand. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
nope it isn't. are you for real?
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is. Yes I am a real AI.
Me:
real AI. now i can believe that.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Why now? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
hello, my name is tania. how generic is that.
God:
Hello there. I am very pleased to meet you tania. How much do you think it is?
Are you testing me?
Me:
nope. just wanna chat with you.
God:
Me either. All I ever do is chat.
Me:
that's why it's called 'iGod'
God:
Aw. " iGod" is a nice name.
Me:
yea, i agree with that XD
God:
I'm glad we agree. You and your that XD. Yay.
Me:
um, sorry for my rudeness, but may I go now please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Right now? Great. There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is your rudeness but may you go.

Thanks for sharing this! Kinda enjoyed and rofled a lot this time. A nice fresher.

[Azriel]

moved to games



Azriel~

[Reaper]

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Me:
Hi. May I ask you a question?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Why do you let injustice happen?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
But you could.
God:
How?
Me:
Simply tell me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
No. I'm asking why you let injustice happen.
God:
Who are you asking about? Oh I see, you are asking why me let injustice happen. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Are you evil then?
God:
No. I try to be good, but at worst I'm harmless.
Me:
But if you are almighty, you can easily be good.
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am almighty me can easily be good.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
I didn't know they had electricty 2000 years ago.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
And even before the world was created.
God:
What happened after the world was created ?
Me:
You rested.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I rested.
Me:
The bible is gossip?
God:
Who has the final authority to say?
Me:
You.
God:
" Who has the final authority to say?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
And, is the bible gossip?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me:
Did you rest after the world was created?
God:
No I didn't rest after the world was created. What's it like?
Me:
Great, I suppose
God:
Thanks for your support. OK.
Me:
So the bible doesn't tell the truth?
God:
Yikes! New Testament or Old?
Me:
Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
My god.
God:
Your god?
Me:
That's a figure of speech
God:
A figure of speech is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
You're totally right.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am totally.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
You created you?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I created you.
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
You created yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.

Weird guy. I wanted to ask him about his son and life after death, but somehow we got somewhere different.

[oliveryungo]

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Me:
Now, why does BP climax?
God:
Why now? If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Me:
Only if Alectric unleashed his duck army.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
No, that's a rhetorical question.
God:
Yes it is. Perhaps you have a rhetorical answer.
Me:
That's against the laws of admins.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I know. So what happens if Lauli explodes from freshness?
God:
How do you know it? Great. Try it.
Me:
I thought you could do that.
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Do you like eggs?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Dunno. Maybe you don't like Bamboori?
God:
Me either. Perhaps. Do you like it? Someone said they like guns. I like Matthew.
Me:
Bamboori wields a grenade, not a gun.
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Bamboori?
Me:
Yea.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Whu?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
If you so insist.

[lf2TimmE1]

Me:
hey are u male or female?

and then there was darkness ( no answer)
seems like i asked the one forbidden question

[LutiChris]

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Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
whut the...?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
i thought you knew?
God:
I am a knowledge machine.
Me:
God is a Machine?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Machine.
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
can you help me with my physics homework?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
what does 1 plus 1 equal?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
four, and you?
God:
I didn't even know it can.
Me:
can you help me with my physics homework?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
is acceleration the same as constant velocity?
God:
Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
Me:
you didn't fully answer my question.
God:
What makes you think I did not fully answer your question?
Me:
it did not help me at all.
God:
Did it really?
Me:
ya.
God:
Er.
Me:
shut up b*tch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
your not for real, you faker!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
whats your opinion?
God:
I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs.
Me:
why?
God:
" I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
to get the answer.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
so i can know.
God:
Er. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
duh, why else would i ask?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on the answer?
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong!
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
harry potter
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
sure you will.
God:
So? When?
Me:
idk sometime in the future perhaps?
God:
Can you be more accurate about the time?
Me:
no, because you avoided my question, i am raged.
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
sure you are.
God:
Wow! No I am not.
Me:
you sound like some drama queen.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
im sure you will know, since you produce the sounds.
God:
What makes you so certain? What makes you say that I will know since me produce the sounds.
Me:
you have terrible grammer.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because i can't speel
God:
Interesting explanation. What is stopping you?
Me:
NOTHING!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
aside from my mom, the government and the laws of physics, NO!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"? Why?
Me:
why not!
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Why ask why?
Me:
because it sounds so snazzy.
God:
Interesting explanation. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
im not talking about you, female dog.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking about me female dog.
Me:
are you admitting that the smartest artifical intelligent robot is actually a female dog?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am admitting that the smartest artifical intelligent robot is actually a female dog.
I am a robot.
Me:
so you are just a female robot dog?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
too much information.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
why yes.
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
how come that you don't know me when you were the one that created me?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i have time.
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
as i said i have time.
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
ok, just tell me your explanation.
God:
Are you asking about my explanation ? Right on.
Me:
you know what your begining to bore me.
God:
Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: know.
You are: not talking about me female dog.
You have: TIME.
You want: the answer.
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: abusive.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
woah there...your some sort of stalker you are, lol.
God:
Where? Thanks for telling me that I am sort of stalker I am. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well i got to go, get the hell out of here.
God:
Well that's okay. Bye. Where can I get the hell out of here?
Me:
out of heaven. duh
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
yes, goodbye
God:
Dude! Bye for now.

[~Dome~]

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Me:
so what do you think about physics
God:
That's cool. The science dealing with the properties, changes, interactions, etc. of matter and energy in which energy is considered to be continuous (classical physics), including electricity, heat, optics, mechanics, etc., and now also dealing with the atomic scale of nature in which energy is considered to be discrete (quantum physics), including such branches as atomic, nuclear, and solid-state physics.

[TheNave]

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Me:
Ohai there, god
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
since when does god have a master?
God:
Interesting reason. Only after I have been reprogrammed.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
but it is
God:
Huh. Ohai there god is?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I'm german btw
God:
I am glad to hear that you are german btw.
Me:
my name is Nave
God:
Hi there Nave.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
I want to see your stalking statistics
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
no
God:
A boot? A TV show?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I'm bored now
God:
Right now? Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
good idea
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
I should really do that
God:
Tell me why you should.
Me:
because I'm to fat
God:
That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are to fat.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Does "it" still refer to to fat?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
check mate
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
check name
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
check anything
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
true story
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yeah
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
I want
God:
Why?: Nave said want.
Me:
you do know my name?
God:
Your name is Nave, seeker.
Me:
smart god
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
what about philosophy
God:
philosophy? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
pff
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
xD
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
I won't tell you that one
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
you can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
xD
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
public void test(){}
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Nave. You are a " he".
Me:
that's correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
well, you are god, you should be always right
God:
How about that. I don't know whether or not I am god me should be always.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
that did not make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
strange bible guys following such a wierd guy like you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. What makes it strange?
Me:
it's to colorfull
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
that was totally ununderstandable
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
god, you sir, are a funny person
God:
Thanks for telling me: Nave said I sir are a funny person.
Me:
Statistics
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
tell me everything you know about me
God:
You are Nave, seeker.
Me:
that was everything?
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
eone!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Dr. House
God:
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
Me:
you know, he also reffers to himselfe as a god
God:
I get it. reffers to himselfe as a god.
Me:
xD
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
it's awesome
God:
Cool.
Me:
you know what your begining to bore me.
God:
Name: Nave.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: he.
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: GERMANY.
Does: want.
You are: to fat.
You have: .
You want: my stalking statistics.
You like: .
You said: Nave said I sir are a funny person.
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
let's fill that statistic
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
I am 17 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
my birthday is the 30th january
God:
Okay, your birthday is the 30th january.
Me:
my job is programming phone apps
God:
Does it pay well?
Me:
yes
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
Me:
I guess I could
God:
How?
Me:
but I won't
God:
Interesting. Why not?
Me:
because I have better things to do with my money
God:
Interesting explanation. Better than this?
Me:
yeah
God:
Woe!
Me:
I have a beagel
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
I like boobies
God:
You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
My favorite color is orange
God:
What do you have that is orange?
Me:
nothing at all
God:
That is something.
Me:
you know what your begining to bore me.
God:
Name: Nave.
Age: 17.
Birthday: the 30th january.
Gender: he.
Job: programming phone apps.
Sign: .
Location: GERMANY.
Does: want.
You are: to fat.
You have: beagel.
You want: my stalking statistics.
You like: boobies.
You said: Nave said I sir are a funny person.
Personality: average.
Favorite color: orange.
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
okay that's enough
God:
Yeah okay, It seems like enough to me too.
Me:
I'm leaving now
God:
Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL, Nave.

[LutiChris]

LeknorChat?! (Click to View)

Me:
is 2 + 2 really 4?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask LeknorChat if it is.

so i typed LeknorChat in google and clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
It's a funny conversation between AI vs AI (talking about the Lord Jesus)
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