The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Anything goes, but this isn't a deathmatch. Don't kill other players. Attack them if you want, but don't kill them.
Killing them will only result in them getting restored to life by some mysterious magic.
You can make things up, i.e. monsters appearing out of nowhere.
You don't need to attack, you can just "stand still" or something.
This isn't an RPG. This is a battle-thing similar to the one in the Count to 9000 thread, somewhere from page 480.
In other words,

You mean to continue a long story?

Hero destroyer is right.

For example,
"I find a tree and cut it with my sword. Now I'm trying to gather wood. The tree comes to life and tries to attack me!"

CHAPTERS (Click to View)

Chapter 1: The Beginning (most of the story)
Chapter 2: Dragon Riders Requiem (... no plot, really, it's just Shaie and Jason's lives, supposed to be)
Chapter 3: Phoenix Revival Quest (quest to revive a phoenix who was slain during The Beginning)

EDIT:
New thread title. (8/12/2012)
Title was "The Battle", it is now "The Battle: Dragon Riders Requiem".
EDIT 2:
New thread title. (12/2/2013)
Title was "The Battle: Dragon Riders Requiem", it is now "The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest".
EDIT 3:
Added the list of chapters. (27/2/2013)

[Hero destroyer]

You mean to continue a long story? I'll play along.
The tree comes to life and tries to attack me! I pull out a lighter, they scared to death.

[Shane]

The tree comes to life and tries to attack me! I pull out a lighter, they scared to death.

However, it starts raining, making the lighter useless...
The tree prepares to attack...

EDIT:
Polls will be kept in this post.
[spoileroll 1]Do you like reading through this thread?
YES (KarjamP, Shane) [2] [22.22%]
NO [0] [0%]
MAYBE (ossiee) [1] [11.11%]
TOO MUCH TEXT (nbaheen) [1] [11.11%]
TOO LAZY (Bla bla bla 44, LutiChris, Marko pro, NinjaExplosive, qwertz143) [5] [55.56%]
TOTAL: 9 votes (100%)[/spoiler]

[Marko pro]

I just start run away......

[qwertz143]

however a giant octopus comes and starts shooting rocks at you

[Marko pro]

i stop runing away...

[Shane]

I take my sword and use it as a bat to hit the rocks back.

[Bla bla bla 44]

I jump on top of the octopus and start spitting on it...

[Marko pro]

I turn to you and start to observe and thinking what to do!!!

[Bla bla bla 44]

With the monster full of spit in it's eyes i jump behind him. Then i get his tentacles and try to spin him. Then i shout "Little help please!"