jokes hahahahahaha

[Kashif]

you can red the title and post jokes here even riddles are welcomed
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah

[Lauli]

A priest, a child molester and a hypocrite walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hahahahahahaa. That's so offensive :D

[Shane]

even riddles are welcomed

In that case:

What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?

EDIT:
It would appear that some believe those to be two riddles.
It's not two riddles, it's one.

[InPhiKnight]

A man named santa bought a large screen Nokia phone. The reason why he bought is was that, he wanted to see the hands of the persons who shake their hands when we turn on Nokia phones.

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even riddles are welcomed

In that case:

What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?

answer to the second question is animals as they cannot talk.

[A-Man]

even riddles are welcomed

[i]What has no legs, but always walks?

 Time.

[nbaheen]

once there were 3 man who went to work when it was launch break they went to eat and when they saw there food all 3 of them said "if i see the same food tomorrow i will throw myself out of the window" and so tomorrow came and when they saw that it was the same thing they jumped out of the window and died and the wife of the first and second were crying but the wife of the 3rd wasn't when they asked her why she isn't crying she said "why should i cry he made his own launch"

[Shane]

even riddles are welcomed

In that case:

What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?

answer to the second question is animals as they cannot talk.

even riddles are welcomed

[i]What has no legs, but always walks?

 Time.

Those two lines are part of the same riddle. So both answers is wrong.

[Kashif]

nice

a person said i luv you to a girl
so the girl slapped him and said "what did you say"

the guy was crying then he said "sister when you didnt listen why do you slap me"


haahahahah

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a car maybe answer to the riddle by shane

[A-Man]

even riddles are welcomed

In that case:

What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?

EDIT:
It would appear that some believe those to be two riddles.
It's not two riddles, it's one.

A scissor?

[InPhiKnight]

Answer no 1 is corn 8-)