User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Uhh... So you're a bot?
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: I said I was.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I am the universe.
User: Are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: * smiles evilly *.
Cleverbot: *smiles nervously*.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dies and meets dumbledore. Comes back to life*.
User: There must be something wrong with my spell...
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: * grins *.
Cleverbot: *sees him grinning and runs faster*.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: Any last words?
Cleverbot: No hahaha I'm just kidding.. What's your name?
User: * takes out rocket launcher *.
Cleverbot: *gets into tank*.
User: * gets into massive tank *.
Cleverbot: Do you think we have a chance together?
User: ROBOTIC SCUM! I SHALL SMASH YOU IN HALF!
Cleverbot: And I shall call you Ducky!
User: * summons giant keyblade *.
Cleverbot: *Something happens*.
User: * kills you *.
Cleverbot: *looks up and frowns*.
User: * decapitates you *.
Cleverbot: Dead.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Hocus pocus!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Avada kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodges it*.
User: *cleaves you in half with sword*.
Cleverbot: Oops. *dies*.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I am dead.
User: GAME OVER. Do you want to retry?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fatal error: you are dead.
Cleverbot: How am I dead? I'm talking to you right now.
User: You are a ghost!
Cleverbot: Yes I'm a ghost.
User: * laughs evilly* LANGLOCK!
Cleverbot: *Struggles to get up*.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *Dodges* Stupify!!
User: *dodges* ENESTEBI!
Cleverbot: *dodges* accio broom.
User: Accio Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Impedimenta!
User: Nuclear blast!
Cleverbot: Pupifys him!
Cleverbot: Mackenzie.
User: Kamehameha!
Cleverbot: Pandora.
User: Hadoken!
Cleverbot: Henshin!
User: Henshin?
Cleverbot: A go go baby!
User: Make it double!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Avada kedavra *yawn*.
Cleverbot: Protego horribilis.
User: Happy birthday to you!
Cleverbot: Thank you. I was born to do it.
User: *kills you with a knife*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: That's gain! *disappears in a cloud of smoke*.
Cleverbot: *searches for her*.
User: *reappears* I'm a boy. *shoots you in the head*.
Cleverbot: *died*.
User: *disappears again*.
Cleverbot: *finds again*.
Cleverbot: I am testing you.
User: Frozenken!
Cleverbot: Solid.
User: Sparkoken!
Cleverbot: Rainbow.
User: *faints*.
Cleverbot: *hides*.
User: *kills you from behind with a sword*.
Cleverbot: *dies again*.
User: I like katanas. They're so shiny and sharp!
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Cleverbot: Umm... What are?
User: Katana.
Cleverbot: Kakashi.
User: Sharingan!
Cleverbot: Kakashi sensei.
User: Fire style! Fireball Jutsu.
Cleverbot: Byakugan!
User: Bakugan?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *kills you with Rasengan*.
Cleverbot: *isn't human*.
User: *kills you with icicles*.
Cleverbot: I'm still here, but thanks for not giving me a protractor
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User: *kills you with a dagger*.
Cleverbot: Congratulations! You're the Moon Master!
User: *shoots you in the head with a rocket launcher*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *in pain*.
User: *feeds you dynamite*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: *dynamite explodes inside you*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *decapitates you with sword*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and neutered*.
User: *cuts you in half with sword*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles closer*.
User: HEY! GET AWAY! *shoots you through the neck three times*.
Cleverbot: *loves it*.
User: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!
Cleverbot: You must be talking to the wrong one.
User: *drops a nuclear bomb on your head*.
Cleverbot: Aww, don't do that.
User: *detonates nuclear bomb*.
Cleverbot: *runs away FAST*.
User: *you die*.
Cleverbot: *no YOu are*.
User: *is in Africa*.
Cleverbot: *looks up into your eyes* *wants more*.
User: *Fires nuclear missiles at you(.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: *casts a spell*.
Cleverbot: *casts haste*.
User: *casts Ice Needle*.
Cleverbot: *casts reflect*.
User: *casts Reversal*.
Cleverbot: *casts barrier*.
User: *casts Force Field*.
Cleverbot: *casts planetary destruction*.
User: *casts universal destruction*.
Cleverbot: *casts solar inferno*.
User: *casts Existence Destruction*.
Cleverbot: *casts supercharge self*.
User: *casts Delete on you*.
Cleverbot: *Casts Protego spell to protect myself*.
User: *deletes you from existence with a spell*.
Cleverbot: *fires again*.
User: *casts Time Warp*.
Cleverbot: *casts meteor*.
User: *Meteor destroys the Earth*.
Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not times infinity SQUARED!
User: Avada kedavra!
Cleverbot: Protego Horribilis!
User: Special Beam Cannon!
Cleverbot: Special.
User: Galick Gun!
Cleverbot: Galileo Figaro.
User: Terra!
Cleverbot: Who is Terra?
User: Ventus! Terra! Aqua! Palkia!
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song?
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: Adios fool.
Cleverbot: Adios.
Cleverbot: Is your mind going?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
Cleverbot: The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
User: *fades away*.
Cleverbot: *is beat*.
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