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Zabobula · (This post was last modified: 07-23-2009, 01:59 PM by Zabobula.)

Whenever Chuck Norris bleeds [gets slapped in face] oh right...he doesn't bleed.

RavonLF2 · 07-31-2009, 09:04 PM

Chuck Norris is not gay!!
He only sleeps with men because he already had all women over the world, and this twice!

Zabobula · 08-02-2009, 03:16 AM

Chuck Norris does not fall through holes...holes fall through Chuck Norris.

Magnamancy · 08-03-2009, 04:52 AM

Chuck Norris does not stop the Juggernaut,
the Juggernaut stops for Chuck Norris.

Zabobula · 08-14-2009, 07:22 PM

Chuck Norris can throw a football farther than all the quarterbacks in the NFL and College by barely tossing it. O_o

snorsorbet · 08-14-2009, 07:25 PM

Chuck Norris can...
Sleep.

Zabobula · 08-14-2009, 07:34 PM

We all know Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...HE WAITS..

Chuck Norris can die on purpose today and wake up tomorrow.

Ragor · 08-21-2009, 12:51 AM

After Chuck Norris dies, we'll see him come back after another beating from Bruce Lee... (then he thanks Bruce for killing him in heaven)