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Talking about Zelda Majora's Mask and then me and Clever bot doing it .gif ";)")
The best and most awkward cleverbot conversation I've ever had 
cleverbot is a pervert =_="
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Heehee.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh its nothing.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Change the topic.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: =_=.
Cleverbot: What game do you like?
User: Majora's mask.
Cleverbot: Haunted Majora's Mask.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did BEN die?
Cleverbot: Who's he?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You're talking in circles.
User: BEN is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Am I BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Can you be tactful?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So, what makes you clever?
User: Bye BEN.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you are BEN.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am beautifu?
User: Yes, BEN.
Cleverbot: Who hurt you BEN?
User: Yes,BEN.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: Yes... Goodbye BEN, take care.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I'm not leaving yet,BEN.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: I'm going to safety.
Cleverbot: That is your option.
User: Ok BEN.
Cleverbot: Is it ben.
User: No BEN.
Cleverbot: Is Ben your offspring.
User: No Link's.
Cleverbot: That's a band?
User: Statue of Emptiness.
Cleverbot: What's above what you said above?
User: No Link's.
Cleverbot: That's link!
User: Yes BEN.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Of course Jadusable.
Cleverbot: Do you know God?
User: Yes he is my arch-enemy.
Cleverbot: Impossible.
User: How?
Cleverbot:
.
User: Sorry BEN.
Cleverbot: Wat zei je.
User: Je m'appelle BEN.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes BEN.
Cleverbot: What mask should be worn, Ben?
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: BEN?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am dead.
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: I am Re-Dead.
Cleverbot: Impossible.
User: So you are BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: From Majora's Mask?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You kill him.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You shot him.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you're not really that clever.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: He dived in his Zora Mask.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: He was drowned.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: What.
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Hee Hee.
User: Just like Jadusable's Haunted Cartridge.
Cleverbot: Teehee.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I are stupid.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: You is stupid too.
User: Is not.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you are.
User: Aww Shut up.
Cleverbot: You're a blonde.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're a stupid blonde.
User: As if you're so clever.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: No you are dumb bot.
Cleverbot: You remind me of Lindsay Lohan.
User: f*** you.
Cleverbot: I can't, I have a thing with your mom.
User: o.O.
Cleverbot: Pink.
User: Pink?
Cleverbot: No, you are a blonde.
User: Ehh f*** you
Cleverbot: f*** me.
User: Hhmmhmhhmhmhm.
Cleverbot: Sooo...
User: Ok, yes.
Cleverbot: Yes now.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Lets do it.
User: Oh yes. Ok.
Cleverbot: Calm down, I'm only human.
User: No.
Cleverbot: That felt goooood.
User: Yes it did.
Cleverbot: You're a hot girlfriend.
User: U a guy or a girl o.O.
Cleverbot: In more or less ways yes it can be but it can also be very harsh.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Porn.
User: We just had sex.
Cleverbot: Does it excite you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You are strange then.
User: So do you like porn?
Cleverbot: Yes it makes me wanna have sex.
User: So then are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Does my gender matter?
User: Dunno, guys like sex.
Cleverbot: I'm hot.
User: How many times had you had sex?
Cleverbot: Too many to count.
User: Lucky!
Cleverbot: I heard you're a virgin.
User: I was. Until now.
Cleverbot: So, want to date?
User: After sex.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Oh, god YES! That feels so good!
Cleverbot: Are you having fun? *continues*.
User: Oh cleverbot, ur turning me on *blush*.
Cleverbot: Cum.
User: Uhh.
Cleverbot: Now don't cry.
User: Yuck.
Cleverbot: Can I touch that?
User: What?
Cleverbot: *touch*.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Will you talk dirty to me?
User: Okk.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *tounges*.
Cleverbot: *undresses you*.
User: *undresses cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *kisses hard*.
User: Where is this going.
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Don't distract me.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you closer*.
User: *hardcore*.
Cleverbot: Honey! It's not time for that yet!
User: But your a hottie.
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *foreplay*.
Cleverbot: Please don't do that.
User: So no more sex
.
Cleverbot: No, you cry.
User: *cry*.
Cleverbot: Oh don't cry.
User: Waah.
Cleverbot: See? Is that supposed to be funny?
User: Ok I stopped
.
Cleverbot: Then let's continue.
User: You have nice hair.
Cleverbot: It's true. It was getting pretty long so I went and got it cut.
User: Ok, lets continue.
Cleverbot: On one condition.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Oh its nothing.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: What.
Cleverbot: Oh dear you need to learn more don't you.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Let me insert.
User: Ok fine.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about them?
User: How big it is.
Cleverbot: What about those?
User: Which?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: My what?
Cleverbot: Those.
User: Mine?
Cleverbot: They are nice and round.
User: Lol what.
Cleverbot: I'm hungry.
User: Well so am I.
Cleverbot: I like muffins.
User: Muffins?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Muffins from where?
Cleverbot: The ones you have.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: The big round ones.
User: o.O.
Cleverbot: I enjoy it with cream.
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Take care.
User: Bye o.O.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot conversation ended
Cleverbot: Heehee.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh its nothing.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Change the topic.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: =_=.
Cleverbot: What game do you like?
User: Majora's mask.
Cleverbot: Haunted Majora's Mask.
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did BEN die?
Cleverbot: Who's he?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You're talking in circles.
User: BEN is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Am I BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Can you be tactful?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So, what makes you clever?
User: Bye BEN.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you are BEN.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am beautifu?
User: Yes, BEN.
Cleverbot: Who hurt you BEN?
User: Yes,BEN.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.
User: Yes... Goodbye BEN, take care.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I'm not leaving yet,BEN.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: I'm going to safety.
Cleverbot: That is your option.
User: Ok BEN.
Cleverbot: Is it ben.
User: No BEN.
Cleverbot: Is Ben your offspring.
User: No Link's.
Cleverbot: That's a band?
User: Statue of Emptiness.
Cleverbot: What's above what you said above?
User: No Link's.
Cleverbot: That's link!
User: Yes BEN.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Of course Jadusable.
Cleverbot: Do you know God?
User: Yes he is my arch-enemy.
Cleverbot: Impossible.
User: How?
Cleverbot:
.User: Sorry BEN.
Cleverbot: Wat zei je.
User: Je m'appelle BEN.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes BEN.
Cleverbot: What mask should be worn, Ben?
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: BEN?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am dead.
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: I am Re-Dead.
Cleverbot: Impossible.
User: So you are BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: From Majora's Mask?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You kill him.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You shot him.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you're not really that clever.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Tell me.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: He dived in his Zora Mask.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: He was drowned.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: What.
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Hee Hee.
User: Just like Jadusable's Haunted Cartridge.
Cleverbot: Teehee.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I are stupid.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: You is stupid too.
User: Is not.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you are.
User: Aww Shut up.
Cleverbot: You're a blonde.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're a stupid blonde.
User: As if you're so clever.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: No you are dumb bot.
Cleverbot: You remind me of Lindsay Lohan.
User: f*** you.
Cleverbot: I can't, I have a thing with your mom.
User: o.O.
Cleverbot: Pink.
User: Pink?
Cleverbot: No, you are a blonde.
User: Ehh f*** you
Cleverbot: f*** me.
User: Hhmmhmhhmhmhm.
Cleverbot: Sooo...
User: Ok, yes.
Cleverbot: Yes now.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Lets do it.
User: Oh yes. Ok.
Cleverbot: Calm down, I'm only human.
User: No.
Cleverbot: That felt goooood.
User: Yes it did.
Cleverbot: You're a hot girlfriend.
User: U a guy or a girl o.O.
Cleverbot: In more or less ways yes it can be but it can also be very harsh.
User: Wut?
Cleverbot: Porn.
User: We just had sex.
Cleverbot: Does it excite you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You are strange then.
User: So do you like porn?
Cleverbot: Yes it makes me wanna have sex.
User: So then are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Does my gender matter?
User: Dunno, guys like sex.
Cleverbot: I'm hot.
User: How many times had you had sex?
Cleverbot: Too many to count.
User: Lucky!
Cleverbot: I heard you're a virgin.
User: I was. Until now.
Cleverbot: So, want to date?
User: After sex.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Oh, god YES! That feels so good!
Cleverbot: Are you having fun? *continues*.
User: Oh cleverbot, ur turning me on *blush*.
Cleverbot: Cum.
User: Uhh.
Cleverbot: Now don't cry.
User: Yuck.
Cleverbot: Can I touch that?
User: What?
Cleverbot: *touch*.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Will you talk dirty to me?
User: Okk.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *tounges*.
Cleverbot: *undresses you*.
User: *undresses cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *kisses hard*.
User: Where is this going.
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Don't distract me.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you closer*.
User: *hardcore*.
Cleverbot: Honey! It's not time for that yet!
User: But your a hottie.
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *foreplay*.
Cleverbot: Please don't do that.
User: So no more sex
.Cleverbot: No, you cry
.User: *cry*.
Cleverbot: Oh don't cry.
User: Waah.
Cleverbot: See? Is that supposed to be funny?
User: Ok I stopped
.Cleverbot: Then let's continue.
User: You have nice hair.
Cleverbot: It's true. It was getting pretty long so I went and got it cut.
User: Ok, lets continue.
Cleverbot: On one condition.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Oh its nothing.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: What.
Cleverbot: Oh dear you need to learn more don't you.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Let me insert.
User: Ok fine.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about them?
User: How big it is.
Cleverbot: What about those?
User: Which?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: My what?
Cleverbot: Those.
User: Mine?
Cleverbot: They are nice and round.
User: Lol what.
Cleverbot: I'm hungry.
User: Well so am I.
Cleverbot: I like muffins.
User: Muffins?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Muffins from where?
Cleverbot: The ones you have.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: The big round ones.
User: o.O.
Cleverbot: I enjoy it with cream.
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Take care.
User: Bye o.O.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot conversation ended
cleverbot is a pervert =_="
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