The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

I throw this at Bla bla bla 44:


Then I throw some more food at the members who posted in the past five days.

[nbaheen]

i caught and put the food in my backpack(i just ate)
when all of a sudden something jumped out of the trees it's.....Biten!!
biten:haaaaa....i told you i well be back Namakian(referring to 44) Super Inhuman(referring to Shane) and mage!...wait where is the mage
nbaheen:i am the mage....sorta
biten: WHAT! impossible!! your a scientist and he was a Mage
nbaheen: O you see that was one of my experiments which worked very well until it run out of energy

[Shane]

A wild Biten appears!
I throw a Poké Ball at it!
It devours the Poké Ball!
Shane: "Don't call me Super Inhuman."
*transforms into SI form and yes, I made an acronym of Super Inhuman*
Shane ( ): "If you attack ANY of my friends, you won't survive my most powerful attack..."
Biten: "Is that so?"
Shane: "Aye. Here, have this."
*throws a hotdog at Biten, with a stick of dynamite*
Biten ( ): "I will eat this, then I will eat you!"

[nbaheen]

*Biten eats the hot dog but trows the dynamite at nbaheen*
*nbaheen kicks the dynamite back to Biten*
*Biten dodges the dynamite the Dynamites blows in the air making a explosion*
*Biten gets hurt but not so much*
Biten:nice trick but i am not stupid
nbaheen: any prove?
Biten: your dead scientist
*Biten attacks nbaheen with his claws*
*nbaheen protects him self by turning his glove into a shield and kicks Biten in the stomach*
*Biten falls to the ground*
*Biten jumps from the ground and attacks nbaheen again*
*nbaheen dodged his attack took him from his leg and trowed him*
*Biten hits and breaks a tree*

[Shane]

Shane: "Heh, you see, the dynamite caused a portal that will send you all the way to Cirai, and that's about..."
*takes calculator*
Shane: "177 978 515 625... multiplied by itself... equals... 31 676 352 024 078 369 140 625... times 75..."
*throws calculator at nbaheen*
Shane: "2 375 726 401 805 877 685 546 875 light years from Pluto."
Biten: "Nice try."
*Shane teleports and kicks Biten upwards before teleporting to nbaheen*
Shane: "Let's just hope that rift stays open, otherwise I'll try sending you, mr. Eat-All-You-Can, to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber or somewhere."

[Bla bla bla 44]

Before Biten goes to the portal he dissapears. And we are like . Then he appears behind me and whispers: "you're done". Then he kicks me in the back thus crushing me into the ground. The i get mad and start some strong wind attack. With the wind i start throwing rocks at him.

[Shane]

I throw ice cubes at Biten, in the hope that he'll get cold.
Shane: "Cirai is full of life that you can devour, monster!"

[Bla bla bla 44]

The eyes and the rocks tickle him and he starts to laugh loudly. Then we laugh too. It's a weird moment.

[Shane]

I snap out of it and kick him in the head, then I kick him upwards and fire a Frozenken beam at him.
Shane: "How's this for you, fiend?"

[Bla bla bla 44]

He says: "I liked it" And his face is all like . Then i say fudge you and start shooting ki-balls at him.