The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

I find a terminal.
Shane: "What, I have to f**king program something?"
Kim: "The only way to teleport into the next floor..."
Shane: "I hate this place."
Kim: "Me too, I've been a prisoner here."
*Shane enters some LONG and WEIRD code into the terminal*

Code (Click to View)

1edh487hckcn084yfp03urvvurhrjg49gjgcvt6w2rfhdovyhk38fyhdjkvjchiruthaughdgjrhfyjhkfdykfherkufefrh4oyf78dv82373547674859854894jhfuiyhy48tyfhi4kv8fyur3rfvidgfkzy8cfdhkjfyexy7tiRorpquasJFHkecLICElkejfLFUJ46rIEUfle5653545

Shane: "How'd that happen?"
Kim: "Hit with a frying pan over the head."
*Kim walks through portal to second floor*
Shane: "The glitch is fixed. Why does she continue? Probably to fix a different glitch..."
*Shane walks through portal out of the Datascape*
Shane: "Hi, guys! I'm back!"

[Bla bla bla 44]

I stand up all sleepy and say:
Me: "mm hi."
Shane: "So what's going on?"
Me: "Hmm don't know. I've been sleeping all day. :S"
Shane: "O...K..."
Me: "Yeah"
Awkward silence...

[Shane]

Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane begins to cut down a tree with his sword*

[Bla bla bla 44]

I say: "Carpet?! Drapes?! Are you OK dude?"

[Shane]

*Shane turns to Bla bla bla 44*
Shane: "Guess you're not the secret agent I've been informed of."
*Shane throws a grenade at Bla bla bla 44, knowing that when it hits, it will turn into something edible*
Shane: "It won't do damage. It turns into food."
*Shane turns to nbaheen*
Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane continues chopping a tree down with his sword*

[Bla bla bla 44]

I said: " Umm yeah.. secret agent? Really? I'm a Namekian! WTH have i to do with a secret agency? Except that i'm an alien."
Then i eat the food you gave me.

[Shane]

*Shane turns to nbaheen*
Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane continues chopping a tree down with his sword*

I said: " Umm yeah.. secret agent? Really? I'm a Namekian! WTH have i to do with a secret agency? Except that i'm an alien."
Then i eat the food you gave me.

*Shane turns to nbaheen*
Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane continues chopping a tree down with his sword*

I said: " Umm yeah.. secret agent? Really? I'm a Namekian! WTH have i to do with a secret agency? Except that i'm an alien."
Then i eat the food you gave me.

*Shane turns to nbaheen*
Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane continues chopping a tree down with his sword*

I said: " Umm yeah.. secret agent? Really? I'm a Namekian! WTH have i to do with a secret agency? Except that i'm an alien."
Then i eat the food you gave me.

*Shane turns to nbaheen*
Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane continues chopping a tree down with his sword*

I said: " Umm yeah.. secret agent? Really? I'm a Namekian! WTH have i to do with a secret agency? Except that i'm an alien."
Then i eat the food you gave me.

Shane: "Why the f**k does everything repeat itself?"
*Shane turns to nbaheen*
Shane: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
*Shane continues chopping a tree down with his sword*

I said: " Umm yeah.. secret agent? Really? I'm a Namekian! WTH have i to do with a secret agency? Except that i'm an alien."
Then i eat the food you gave me.

Shane: "Do-- OH F**K THIS! Another glitch!"
*Shane enters a backdoor again, this time the floor which he didn't enter*

[Bla bla bla 44]

I say: "noooo a glitch, again!"
We shall be defeated!

[Shane]

Shane: "Holy f**king bloody s**t and oh c**p combined..."
*Shane stares at the (literally) 2 million Heartless staring at him*
Shane: "Oh f**k I'm dead."
Voice: "A little help please?"
Shane: "I'm dead I'm dead..."
Voice: "Hey, you!"
Shane: "Somebody enter 'Thunder and Ice combine as one' on that computer through which everything can be seen, please!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen(to Shane):carpet drapes ...what's that all about...anyway need any help with the Heartless
*nbaheen writes Thunder and Ice Combine as one on the computer*