The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Goku: "Hey, isn't that Android 17?"
Vegeta: "You're right, it is!"
Gohan: "Oh man..."
Raditz: "You know them?"
Goku: "He's trouble."
*a squirrel appears*
Squirrel: "It appears that my calculations were incorrect. This is not Tokyo."
Everyone: "THAT SQUIRREL TALKS?!"
Squirrel: "I was shapeshifted by a witch named Misery."

EDIT:
New page, oh yeah!

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kushagra wakes up from his cold sleep.*

Kushagra: Huh? Oh hi everyone. And Hi Gaia.
Gaia: Thanks Kush. Can you erase this spell?
Kushagra: Sure!
*snap*
Gaia: My tail is still here.
Kushagra: Ask Shane to cut it. And DBZ guys, why are you here? Go to Freiza's place.

*Kushagra snaps his fingers and all DBZ guys are outside of the bad guys' house.*
Kushagra: And Shane, Kim, Go to Earth and fight the Red Ribbon army. I am not involved.
*Shane, Kim, Army all go to a desert*
Kushagra: There. Now time to sleep for 3 days.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: you guys take on 17 leave the other robots to me.
*nbaheen starts cutting the robots with his sword*

[Shane]

Shane: "Huh wha?"
Kim: "Android 17..."
Shane: "Oh right! FROZENKEN!"
*Shane fires an ice beam at Android 17*
*Shane transforms into his Super Inhuman form*
*Shane teleports behind Android 17, who is deflecting the Frozenken beam*
*Shane decapitates Android 17*
*Shane teleports back to Kim*
Kim: "That's... fast..."
Shane: "I know. I'm going to play Chrono Trigger now, see if I can find any of the songs that are used in a Cave Story mod."
Kim: "Huh?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...what happened to the army,androids and DB characters?
*nbaheen takes a look at his glove*
nbaheen: found them...and found where Shane was and kushagra is right now...
*nbaheen uses his teleportation device to bring kushgra back to Earth*
nbaheen:...he is sleeping...I wouldn't want to disturb his nap....wonder when 44 well come back....well time to work on my experiments..
*nbaheen sits down and takes a small cube out of his pocket and turns his glove into a type of blaster and shots the cube into space where it transforms into satellite*
nbaheen: part 1 of this experiment done

[qwertz143]

qwertz143 comes
qwertz does not understand what nbaheen is doing, but then realizes that the cube is the tesseract and is actually a portal to an alien inhabited planet

[Bla bla bla 44]

I come and i see everyone's gone. Then i see nbaheen and say:
Me: Where is everyone?!
nbaheen: Oh, everyone is teleported.
Me: Weird :S.
*Suddenly i see qwertz143 and turn to him saying:
Me: Who are you?

[Shane]

I teleport to Bla bla bla 44, hit him over the head with a pancake, teleport to nbaheen, hit him over the head with a cake, teleport to Kim, hit her over the head with a pie, teleport to qwertz143, hit him with a baseball bat, and continue playing Chrono Trigger.

(I really like that game ^_^)

Then another Shane appears and kills me.
Which Shane am I? The one who killed the other or the one who was killed?
(couldn't resist asking riddles)

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: The fudge! A pancake! Shane?!
Shane: Hehehe... it was me! The evil genius! The pancake master!
Me: Oh stop that now!
Shane: K but i just died and i'm still alive. :S
Me: Greaaaaat...

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: qwertz...thats no portal to a alien planet...and Shane what's the big idea of hitting me with a cake?!...now to activate the satellite's AI
*nbaheen takes out a tablet cumputer out of his pocket and starts to touch the screen of the tablet*
44: an Apple Ipad?
nbaheen: nope,made it myself(*continues to touch the tablet's screen*)...part 2 done