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09-26-2008, 04:52 PM
chuck norris bought mobile phone, noboby ever called him...
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09-27-2008, 01:45 AM
No one comes to Texas unless Chuck Norris allows them to...
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
09-27-2008, 05:40 AM
someone called Chuck Norris bad. Called. Noone calls him that again.
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
09-27-2008, 10:18 AM
Chuck Norris meets president of united states. nobody saw president again.
09-27-2008, 02:17 PM
Chuck Norris can snap a lightsaber blade in half.
09-27-2008, 03:12 PM
People say "Chaos was First", that's not tru. Chuck Norris was first.
09-27-2008, 04:12 PM
Chuck Norris can cut air with his pure willpower.
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09-27-2008, 05:31 PM
Chuck Norris's copy of Windows Vista works on any computer
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
09-27-2008, 06:13 PM
No it doesn't--chuck norris has his own operating system that responds to his vocal commands out of fear.
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